Dwight Howard & his Baby Momas

[mellow]

A rich jock fathering multiple children that he then abondens is hardly news, but this one has a fun twist.

A lady fan is following Dwight Howard asking to be his 6th baby moma.

dwight fired back:I don't have 5 baby momas.

But according to some he does.....



I remember Dwight coming into the league he was suggesting that the Jerry West on the NBA logo should be changed for a picture of Jesus. Supprisingly David Stern did jump on board with that idea.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Dwight Howard: F'n and Impregnatin for the Lord.

 

[Hartsock]

Wish he would come impregnate some Utahns.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Wish he would come impregnate some Utahns.

We had Karl Malone for that.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I wonder how much the average NBA baby's momma earns in child support money.

 

[default]

Howard took his scriptures to heart

Genesis 1:22
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

Genesis 9:7
And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.

Genesis 9:1
And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.

 

[carolinajazz]

Howard took his scriptures to heart

Genesis 1:22
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

Genesis 9:7
And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.

Genesis 9:1
And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.

...what a mis-application of the scriptures! Those mandates were qualified with the statement that Adam was married to Eve and the two would become "one flesh!" Thus, reproducing without being married is fornication, brother!

 

[Hartsock]

We had Karl Malone for that.

I don't see any of his kids lighting up the Utah HS scene.

 

[Gameface]

...what a mis-application of the scriptures! Those mandates were qualified with the statement that Adam was married to Eve and the two would become "one flesh!" Thus, reproducing without being married is fornication, brother!

You say fornication like it's a bad thing?!?!?!

 

[carolinajazz]

You say fornication like it's a bad thing?!?!?!

...nah, fornication a bad thing? It only spreads STD's that are resistant to virtually all medical treatments, produces millions upon millions of unwanted pregnancies, millions of abortions, fatherless children, single-parent households, devastating emotional trauma and enormous feelings of worthlessness!