For The Creepy-Stalker Types of JazzFanz:

[David Stern]

Today, I was at an IntelliBed store. Since I am David Stern, I was wearing a piss-yellow Kobe Rapist jersey. The guy at the store then proceeded to tell me how he had personally installed IntelliBeds in the households of Deron Williams, Kyle Korver, and Matt Harpring. So for those of you who want to know what kind of beds these guys sleep on, you now have that answer.

 

[Sloanfeld]

This thread IntelliSucks.

 

[JohnnyClutch]

I'm not sure the root Intelli belongs anywhere near it.

 

[BENTLEY]

YEAH! Everybody have fun tonight!!

 

[TNT]

This thread would have gotten Jazzgal all excited back in the day. And you think I am kidding.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

YEAH! Everybody have fun tonight!!

Everybody Wang Chung tonight?

 

[ncoloradojazz]

Today, I was at an IntelliBed store. Since I am David Stern, I was wearing a piss-yellow Kobe Rapist jersey. The guy at the store then proceeded to tell me how he had personally installed IntelliBeds in the households of Deron Williams, Kyle Korver, and Matt Harpring. So for those of you who want to know what kind of beds these guys sleep on, you now have that answer.

ok i hate lakers and kobe too but he didnt raped that girl. She was looking for a handout and i live in colorado so i pretty much heard what went down. It would probally offend alot of mormons if i say so i wont. Also she was sleeping with multiple people so whats that say about her? Pleas ekobe might be an arrogant *** hole but he is not a rapist. He got caught up fo some tang and was using his head well he thought with the wrong one.lol

 

[David Stern]

ok i hate lakers and kobe too but he didnt raped that girl. She was looking for a handout and i live in colorado so i pretty much heard what went down. It would probally offend alot of mormons if i say so i wont. Also she was sleeping with multiple people so whats that say about her? Pleas ekobe might be an arrogant *** hole but he is not a rapist. He got caught up fo some tang and was using his head well he thought with the wrong one.lol

Can somebody translate this?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I would try, but I don't speak moran

 

[David Stern]

I would try, but I don't speak moran

Damn, where's CJ when you need him?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Damn, where's CJ when you need him?

Good point!

 

[reignman40]

Will you be ordering a pizza tonight Rusty?

 

[Sloanfield]

ok i hate lakers and kobe too but he didnt raped that girl. She was looking for a handout and i live in colorado so i pretty much heard what went down. It would probally offend alot of mormons if i say so i wont. Also she was sleeping with multiple people so whats that say about her? Pleas ekobe might be an arrogant *** hole but he is not a rapist. He got caught up fo some tang and was using his head well he thought with the wrong one.lol

youre an idiot

 

[VINYLONE]

Hey SloanFail, nice tilt shift....did you take it?

 

[TroutBum]

This thread IntelliSucks.

I think this is the first time I've ever laughed at one of your posts.


-1 rep because I still think you're a composite douche nozzle.

 

[Sloanfield]

Hey SloanFail, nice tilt shift....did you take it?

yyyeezziirr

 

[retroevo]

Can somebody translate this?

English is my second language and I can understand that.

Maybe you're the one who didn't pass the ****ing UBSCT.

 

[TroutBum]

English is my second language and I can understand that.

Maybe you're the one who didn't pass the ****ing UBSCT.

Ya! Take that, bitch!

 

[TNT]

Wow. This thread gives newbies a good example of personal attacks.

 

[bigb]

English is my second language and I can understand that.

Maybe you're the one who didn't pass the ****ing UBSCT.

I'll beat Mr. Stern to the punch and say it:
YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!