Game Thread: SAS @ Utah, Fri 7:00 p.m.

[franklin]

From the ashes of The Locust which will be scorched to the earth by Prince Tony Parker, a hero will rise, and his name will be called Diante "Genie" Garret.

For not only will he rise from the dust heap of an old man fading into the wind, yeah, he will bear a tattoo self portrait upon his chest of none other than himself rising from the dust of The Locust.

His dribbling will sing hymns unto the gods of old as they look down upon him with great pleasure. They will empower him to slay the three headed Spurs Dragon, and from this day forward Genie Garrett will cement his fame into the minds of The Jazz Nation just as the Great Sundiata Gaines of lore.

As a somewhat startling but ultimately positive side effect, the winds of change will shine blessings upon the Jazz as they change Gordon Hayward's very skin color from a pasty white to a marvelous chocolate glaze. Free of his white guilt forever humbling him knowing it was not his skill but racial privilege that had earned him a spot in the NBA, Hayward will grow confident and embark upon a conquest unmatched in the history of the NBA.

 

[Harambe]

I must spread some reputation around before I give it to Franklin again.

Good effort Frank. We should probably avoid winning streaks, but beating the Spurs is totally worth it.

 

[Stoked]

Go Jazz!!!!!!!

Just hoping that the important players show up and play some good ball. Time to challenge a good team.

 

[Stoked]

I must spread some reputation around before I give it to Franklin again.

Good effort Frank. We should probably avoid winning streaks, but beating the Spurs is totally worth it.

I repped him

 

[YB85]

Good thread, except for the "@SAS" part. The game is at ESA.

 

[cowhide]

All the Jazz fans who were bummed that the Jazz won, this game will be sweet music to your ears. This might be a 25-30 pt blow out for the Spurs. Utah has never played well in SA and most of the games haven't even been close. It will be raining three pointers and Jazz fans will shake their heads in bewilderment because Utah hasn't found a way to guard the 3pt line.

 

[MVP]

Nothing better to get tank going full speed again then game vs Spurs. Back to reality of losing by double digits.

 

[franklin]

Good thread, except for the "@SAS" part. The game is at ESA.

Damn. I was hoping San Antonio would rain down stringers too.

Mods, can I get a fix?

 

[colton]

Good thread, except for the "@SAS" part. The game is at ESA.

I'll fix the thread title

 

[colton]

I'll fix the thread title

Fixed. No need to rep me.... well, sure, OK, you can rep me. ;-)

 

[Stoked]

Fixed. No need to rep me.... well, sure, OK, you can rep me. ;-)

Why rep you? Just adjust yourself to 101...

 

[colton]

Why rep you? Just adjust yourself to 101...

As usual, people are confusing rep POWER with the rep itself. Just because my rep doesn't affect my rep POWER, doesn't mean it's useless.

Wait...

 

[pickledXgrandma]

Fixed. No need to rep me.... well, sure, OK, you can rep me. ;-)

Your rep is silicone bro.

 

[pickledXgrandma]

I just have to continue to work hard and get better to gain my rep. Its only one post.

 

[Gameface]

I just have to continue to work hard and get better to gain my rep. Its only one post.

You can't rep backwards...

 

[Deleted member 848]

Best thread since the MK11 era

*confirmed*

 

[Grandpa Jazz]

Free of his white guilt forever humbling him knowing it was not his skill but racial privilege that had earned him a spot in the NBA

Can you see me frowning franklin? Seems many people were impressed by your ingenuity, as was i, until i came upon the above line. Are all white players in the NBA there only because of racial privilege in your estimation or has Hayward been singled out for this honor. Many people had the same comment when black students were first admitted to Universities and they were as wrong as hell. Would you explain to me why you are not just as wrong?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

All the Jazz fans who were bummed that the Jazz won, this game will be sweet music to your ears. This might be a 25-30 pt blow out for the Spurs. Utah has never played well in SA and most of the games haven't even been close. It will be raining three pointers and Jazz fans will shake their heads in bewilderment because Utah hasn't found a way to guard the 3pt line.

The only thing worse than wins against bad teams is blowout losses. Here's hoping that the Jazz put up an amazing battle down the stretch but then the refs make three ridiculously bad calls in a row and steal the game from us.

 

[UGLI baby]

Can you see me frowning franklin? Seems many people were impressed by your ingenuity, as was i, until i came upon the above line. Are all white players in the NBA there only because of racial privilege in your estimation or has Hayward been singled out for this honor. Many people had the same comment when black students were first admitted to Universities and they were as wrong as hell. Would you explain to me why you are not just as wrong?

Oh, Grandpa


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[UGLI baby]

Epic.


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