Gamethread: aka Next stop in the corbin tank tour At Dallas 24/3 at 17:30

[DutchJazzer]

The CORBIN vet Tank TOUR conitnues. in a city near you soon.
NEXT STOP DALLAS

last game corbin OWNED the dirty pervie looking white old guy known as pop(so i hear)

In reality it was favors who was owning the spurs.
until corbin put a leash on him and glued him to the bench

Favors got put on a leash in favor of al jefferson so he could show his GOD duncan how long he can hold the ball like this:

Missing, last seen on march 13th in the Chesapeake Energy Arena lockerroom. we love him and miss him dearly

will his prayer help him from bouncing back after a horrible game? will his prayer help him be reunited with his lost loved one demarre?

according to some lunatic called lunatic wolf these guys are far from ready:

hopefully favors will show toughness against this pansy

We will see a lot of this:

In the end the 0-3 texas tank tour will be complete

 

[zbone]

Go on

 

[Revolution 9]

This could get ugly...

 

[DutchJazzer]

Go on

done
max of 10 pictures reached

 

[DutchJazzer]

i was trying to search a picture of cj miles just now and safe search was off in google search.
while my mom in law was in the same room.
yep it got akward.
damm you hot sexy nude cj miles pics

 

[Gameface]

 

[fishonjazz]

Nice thread dutch.

Repped.

We are a better team than dallas, so i would not be surprised by a win, but our coach is a master tanker so its probably a loss.

 

[fishonjazz]

Lol about the cj miles search with the mom in law around.... made me chuckle.

 

[QuinSnydersHair]

i was trying to search a picture of cj miles just now and safe search was off in google search.
while my mom in law was in the same room.
yep it got akward.
damm you hot sexy nude cj miles pics

 

[orangello]

Dutch, how often are you busted for Internet porn? Daily? Multiple times a week?

 

[DutchJazzer]

Dutch, how often are you busted for Internet porn? Daily? Multiple times a week?

never. .

ooh wait 3 times.

today(although it was no porn.
when I was 13 my mom walked in on me downloading jpegs.
and this one time my girlfriends mother got a new cable subscrtiption and tv.
so I was setting it up.
little did i know that the first 2 weeks every single channel was free.
so i accidentally zapped to some full on hardcore gay porn in proggress.
the remote fell out my hand.
i was srambling to flip the channel.
only to flip it to a straight porn channel.
when it finnally was back to a normal channel. her grandmom sighed and said that she does not know why this generation needs to be so vile.
i said sorry and she said its not your fault

 

[DutchJazzer]

i say jazz LOSE.
the usual veteran way.
meaning big al takes x shots scores y points
x>y

 

[orangello]

never. .

ooh wait 3 times.

today(although it was no porn.
when I was 13 my mom walked in on me downloading jpegs.
and this one time my girlfriends mother got a new cable subscrtiption and tv.
so I was setting it up.
little did i know that the first 2 weeks every single channel was free.
so i accidentally zapped to some full on hardcore gay porn in proggress.
the remote fell out my hand.
i was srambling to flip the channel.
only to flip it to a straight porn channel.
when it finnally was back to a normal channel. her grandmom sighed and said that she does not know why this generation needs to be so vile.
i said sorry and she said its not your fault

Great story!

 

[DutchJazzer]

Great story!

believe it or not true story.
loosely translated what the grandmom said though

 

[NUMBERICA]

Kanter, Favors, Carroll, and Burks aren't ready. Play Al 48 minutes. The Jazz MUST make the playoffs.

 

[ianfaith]

never. .

ooh wait 3 times.

today(although it was no porn.
when I was 13 my mom walked in on me downloading jpegs.
and this one time my girlfriends mother got a new cable subscrtiption and tv.
so I was setting it up.
little did i know that the first 2 weeks every single channel was free.
so i accidentally zapped to some full on hardcore gay porn in proggress.
the remote fell out my hand.
i was srambling to flip the channel.
only to flip it to a straight porn channel.
when it finnally was back to a normal channel. her grandmom sighed and said that she does not know why this generation needs to be so vile.
i said sorry and she said its not your fault

This story kicks mountains of ***.

 

[NUMBERICA]

so i accidentally zapped to some full on hardcore gay porn in proggress.

Uh huh.

 

[DutchJazzer]

Uh huh.

it was a revers cowgirl scene(bet they call it reverse cowboy scene in that instance. now it is engraved in my brain).
wont go in to much details. or i would join heavenharris on jazzhacks.

 

[NUMBERICA]

it was a revers cowgirl scene(bet they call it reverse cowboy scene in that instance. now it is engraved in my brain).
wont go in to much details. or i would join heavenharris on jazzhacks.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I definitely believed you've watched some meat spin.

 

[DutchJazzer]

Oh, don't get me wrong. I definitely believed you've watched some meat spin.

sadly the image of the spinning is engrained in my membrane