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Ron Mexico

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What are you all going as for Halloween this year? I think posting pictures would be awesome if you have any. Usually my costumes are not appropriate to post on here/NSFW but maybe 1 or 2 of them will be this year.

Tonight's party I have a group of going as characters from the show Steven Universe. I will be going as the dad Greg Universe. I think it should be pretty awesome.
I have not planned tomorrows costume yet and definitely have not figured out what I am actually wearing on Halloween.
 
I have long hair and a big beard right now, so it's obviously my time to appear as Jesus of Nazareth.
 
I have long hair and a big beard right now, so it's obviously my time to appear as Jesus of Nazareth.

I am going as Jesus, as of yesterday. The popularity of zombies has certainly made it easier to find materials for realistic stigmata.

Actually, I am specifically going as White Jesus.
 
I have long hair and a big beard right now, so it's obviously my time to appear as Jesus of Nazareth.

Always a solid choice. It is overplayed in SLC but still always a good costume. I have a wig that goes around the sides of my head for my costume and am considering tomorrow going as old, balding Jesus with long hair and a beard but bald on top.
 
I am going as Jesus, as of yesterday. The popularity of zombies has certainly made it easier to find materials for realistic stigmata.

Actually, I am specifically going as White Jesus.

I dressed up as Jesus, and got pulled over. Cop gave me a ticket. He now resides on the fiery deep.
 
I dressed up as Jesus, and got pulled over. Cop gave me a ticket. He now resides on the fiery deep.

That cop had no sense of humor. I got pulled over one Halloween a number of years ago dressed as Lieutenant Dangle when that show first came out. It was at one of those checkpoint stops that Utah used to do and there were 100s of cops. I made a few jokes and they made me get out of the car to be breathalyzed. As soon as I got out they all started laughing. Still got breathalyzed though but hadnt been drinking that night. I came back through the same stop later that night on my way home and when I rolled down the window the asked where I was heading I said here because I heard you were giving out free whistles and pulled out the plastic tip from the breathalyzer and blew it. They did not find that one funny and I had to go through the whole thing again, but was still 100% sober. My friends who were drunk in the car were laughing their asses off.
 
One time, 7-8 years ago, my frat was throwing a Military-themed party. I had long graduated, but the young 'uns would always invite us alumni because of our larger pockets and even larger capacity for drinking. You can imagine what it looked like. Bunch of 18-year old dudes in fatigues and a bunch of 18-year old girls in slutty nurse or slutty soldier outfits. Obviously, a slutty soldier simply meant lingerie in military colours. Army dudes being bad guys, my best friend and I showed up as good guys, natch. We were IRA, the freedom fighters.

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The young 'uns did a good job decorating the hall, and they made 4-5 of those Czech hedgehog dealies and put them around the hall.

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My buddy and I got wasted, took two of those outside and barricaded the quiet suburban street. We then patrolled it with our fake Armalites. We managed to stop a couple of cars and demand ID before the cops showed up. Luckily, "this is a frat party" was still good enough of an excuse to be let off with a firm warning. We didn't tell them that we were both elementary teachers at this point.
 
Shaving my head and trimming back my goatee, carrying a bunch of blue candy and wearing a nametag that says, "Hello, my name is HEISENBERG"
 
This is how I'm dressing for teaching classes today. (The pic was from our ward party last week, the lady is a friend from church who also happened to be dressed like a hippie.)

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This is how I'm dressing for teaching classes today. (The pic was from our ward party last week, the lady is a friend from church who also happened to be dressed like a hippie.)

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colt45 definitely did acid in his college days dont even try to lie to us
 
I will be dressed normally and escorting a jazz dancer and Princess Elena of Avalor around all night.
 
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