MK11
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Hey DutchJazzer, please read this well...
For this summer, I invite you to my hometown where I've been working at summer terms for the last 20 years. It's in Antalya which is the third most visited city in the world in 2011. You just pay your tickets, I can easely arrange a one week or maybe a ten days holiday in a 4 or 5 star hotel for you.
Don't worry I don't have hidden plans, I won't kill you(generally I don't kill people) or I won't eat you(generally I don't eat human). I just want to know you and learn why you are a little bit intolerant. I've met thousands of people from your country or near countries to yours. They are generally very very kind, nice and tolerant people.
People say I am a good friend. At least I like enjoying things, you won't be bored, I assure you. If you like sea, sun, beaches, nature and free holiday consider my offer.
There are countless things to do. I have paragliding licence, if you want to try one of the most exciting things in the world, we can fly above the turquoise waters of Mediterranean. I don't like diving much but I have friends who can help you to have an amazing adventure under the sea. We can tour on a small boat towards to the sunset. You can visit museums, geographical beauties like waterfalls, forests, caves, beaches, historical places such as castles, gates, mosques, churchs, bridges, bazaars... Hiking, trekking or even mountain-climbing is an option. Astronomy is one of my hobbies, we can spend some deadly dark nigths for some skywatching at Saklıkent.
And of course, the girls... Every year about ten million people come here from all over the world. That means about 5 million different women. Exclude the half of it as they're old or child, it's now 2.5 million women. You can say girls now. And half of them are decent looking, 10 percent of them are very beautiful and 5 percent of them are extremely beautiful and gorgeous. And there are all kind of them from all kind of nations. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, short or tall ones, skinny or fat ones, black or green or hazel or blue eyed ones, pale or tanned ones, smart ones, dumb ones, cheery, joyful or silent, serious ones, heteros, bisexuals or homos, horny ones, with all size of body parts(you know what I mean)...
Shortly there are all kind of girls you can imagine(Wow, I sound like a pimp, but no, I'm actually a romantic and conservative person, I just adore their beatuies).
If we consider you will stay for ten days then with 99.99% of odds, you will meet some unbelievable girls.
Anyway, what do you say? I'm offering you a free holiday with Turkish hospitality. And not to mention to the Turkish foods.
Maybe then, we can be friends and you don't talk cheaply anymore, like you did for a stupid F* Jazz loss, about my mom who is waiting and hoping for healing in her bed as of now.
I hope this thread jinxes your life...
Here is my hometown... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alanya
For this summer, I invite you to my hometown where I've been working at summer terms for the last 20 years. It's in Antalya which is the third most visited city in the world in 2011. You just pay your tickets, I can easely arrange a one week or maybe a ten days holiday in a 4 or 5 star hotel for you.
Don't worry I don't have hidden plans, I won't kill you(generally I don't kill people) or I won't eat you(generally I don't eat human). I just want to know you and learn why you are a little bit intolerant. I've met thousands of people from your country or near countries to yours. They are generally very very kind, nice and tolerant people.
People say I am a good friend. At least I like enjoying things, you won't be bored, I assure you. If you like sea, sun, beaches, nature and free holiday consider my offer.
There are countless things to do. I have paragliding licence, if you want to try one of the most exciting things in the world, we can fly above the turquoise waters of Mediterranean. I don't like diving much but I have friends who can help you to have an amazing adventure under the sea. We can tour on a small boat towards to the sunset. You can visit museums, geographical beauties like waterfalls, forests, caves, beaches, historical places such as castles, gates, mosques, churchs, bridges, bazaars... Hiking, trekking or even mountain-climbing is an option. Astronomy is one of my hobbies, we can spend some deadly dark nigths for some skywatching at Saklıkent.
And of course, the girls... Every year about ten million people come here from all over the world. That means about 5 million different women. Exclude the half of it as they're old or child, it's now 2.5 million women. You can say girls now. And half of them are decent looking, 10 percent of them are very beautiful and 5 percent of them are extremely beautiful and gorgeous. And there are all kind of them from all kind of nations. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, short or tall ones, skinny or fat ones, black or green or hazel or blue eyed ones, pale or tanned ones, smart ones, dumb ones, cheery, joyful or silent, serious ones, heteros, bisexuals or homos, horny ones, with all size of body parts(you know what I mean)...
Shortly there are all kind of girls you can imagine(Wow, I sound like a pimp, but no, I'm actually a romantic and conservative person, I just adore their beatuies).
If we consider you will stay for ten days then with 99.99% of odds, you will meet some unbelievable girls.
Anyway, what do you say? I'm offering you a free holiday with Turkish hospitality. And not to mention to the Turkish foods.
Maybe then, we can be friends and you don't talk cheaply anymore, like you did for a stupid F* Jazz loss, about my mom who is waiting and hoping for healing in her bed as of now.
I hope this thread jinxes your life...
Here is my hometown... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alanya
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