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LA and Boston might be preparing for Game 6, but us Jazz fans have something much more exciting happening on Tuesday.

New logo, new colors. This is HUGE!!!

How many times in your lifetime does your team change their look? Well, I guess this is the 4th time in recent memory for the Jazz, but seriously, could it get any better than this?

Damn the economy, everyone show their support for the Millers by spending $200 tomorrow on new jerseys, hats, shorts, etc. Tell Greg it doesn't matter who the Jazz draft. It doesn't matter if Booz walks and KOC takes the rest of the summer off.

As long as the team returns at least 10 guys from the previous year, I'm behind them. To he!! with the teams that make trades trying to get better. I like to look at the players on the court and on the bench and recognize every single one of them from Day 1. I want to know their stories in depth. I want to feel like they're part of my family. Coaches too. It's like a big Family Reunion on Opening Night. Uncle Jer', Cousin Phil, Brother Scott. Sure Ty is a little different, and we tease him by singing that Sesame Street song, "One of These Things is Not Like the Other." But he knows we're just funnin' with him. And he laughs and tells us there's a reason the ladies call him "Big Bird."

So spend, spend, spend...Greg and his siblings need your money. We all know how tough it's been for them the past couple of years.
 
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So tell me, Lucifer. That David Stern...is he your 1st Lieutenant on Planet Earth?

I do not use Lieutenants or Generals or any of that nonsense that the Bible spews. I am a loving individual, who is only interested in the well being and salvation of my people. David is a great man who has done much to spread my word. Once the world has left the path and ventured into the clearing, however, he will likely have a seat at my right hand.
 
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