I Wish Bill Oram Would Stop Quoting Tyrone Corbin In His Articles

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It Drives Me Cuckoo-Bananas Everytime I Read Corbin's Clueless Quotes. "I Just Don't Know Yet" - Of Course You Don't Corbin You Eternally Baffled Buffoon. It's Bad Enough The Jazz Haven't Fired Him And Equally Painful To Be Reminded Of How Incapable He Is Reading His Quotes Daily. The Slight Silver Lining In All Of It Is The Comedy In Him Mangling Pre-Packaged Coach-Speak Cliches. It Should Be An Exciting Time To Be A Jazz Fan With Our Talented Youthful Nucleus & Several Draft Picks & And Moves To Be Made On The Free Agency Market - But I Find It Impossible To Be Optimistic With Corbin Making The Decisions Following A Couple Years Of Mind Blowing Misstep After Misstep. Listen I'd Buy The Guy A Beer And I Know He Is A Good Guy Off The Court But Enough Is Enough Already.

It Reminds Me Of The Time My First Wife's Oldest Step Son Turned 8 And Wanted To Play Baseball And We Would Play Catch In The Yard. Some People Just Can't Play The Game Because They Don't Have The Coordination Or Hand-Eye Coordination Or Motor Skills. He Just Couldn't Figure Out How To Catch Underhanded Lobs Or Throw The Ball To Me. He Vainly Kept Trying For Months Until I Told Him I Lost My Mit And Brought Him Home A Mini Acoustic Guitar Instead. I Don't Speak With My First Wife And Haven't In 10 Years So I Don't Know If He Still Plays But The Point Is That Sometimes You Just Have To Cut Off Well-Intentioned Experiments.

 

[zman1527]

It Drives Me Cuckoo-Bananas Everytime I Read Corbin's Clueless Quotes. "I Just Don't Know Yet" - Of Course You Don't Corbin You Eternally Baffled Buffoon. It's Bad Enough The Jazz Haven't Fired Him And Equally Painful To Be Reminded Of How Incapable He Is Reading His Quotes Daily. The Slight Silver Lining In All Of It Is The Comedy In Him Mangling Pre-Packaged Coach-Speak Cliches. It Should Be An Exciting Time To Be A Jazz Fan With Our Talented Youthful Nucleus & Several Draft Picks & And Moves To Be Made On The Free Agency Market - But I Find It Impossible To Be Optimistic With Corbin Making The Decisions Following A Couple Years Of Mind Blowing Misstep After Misstep. Listen I'd Buy The Guy A Beer And I Know He Is A Good Guy Off The Court But Enough Is Enough Already.

It Reminds Me Of The Time My First Wife's Oldest Step Son Turned 8 And Wanted To Play Baseball And We Would Play Catch In The Yard. Some People Just Can't Play The Game Because They Don't Have The Coordination Or Hand-Eye Coordination Or Motor Skills. He Just Couldn't Figure Out How To Catch Underhanded Lobs Or Throw The Ball To Me. He Vainly Kept Trying For Months Until I Told Him I Lost My Mit And Brought Him Home A Mini Acoustic Guitar Instead. I Don't Speak With My First Wife And Haven't In 10 Years So I Don't Know If He Still Plays But The Point Is That Sometimes You Just Have To Cut Off Well-Intentioned Experiments.

How about a link or a copy? Now about turning off the cap on every word? hard to read dude.

 

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My Apologies This Is The Article I Read https://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/jazz/56498139-87/guard-jazz-draft-nba.html.csp

 

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ThaNks ThE WhoLe ThiNg IS BanANas. Fo ReALz. fIRe CorbiN

 

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It Reminds Me Of The Time My First Wife's Oldest Step Son Turned 8 And Wanted To Play Baseball And We Would Play Catch In The Yard. Some People Just Can't Play The Game Because They Don't Have The Coordination Or Hand-Eye Coordination Or Motor Skills. He Just Couldn't Figure Out How To Catch Underhanded Lobs Or Throw The Ball To Me. He Vainly Kept Trying For Months Until I Told Him I Lost My Mit And Brought Him Home A Mini Acoustic Guitar Instead. I Don't Speak With My First Wife And Haven't In 10 Years So I Don't Know If He Still Plays But The Point Is That Sometimes You Just Have To Cut Off Well-Intentioned Experiments.

Maybe the whole point of baseball was just spending time together, regardless of his skill. I was the absolute WORST baseball player in Little League. But I loved playing..and so I did for 4 years.

As for Corbin, I agree his coaching and comments leave much to desired. I've been among the most vocal critics on this board. But we're stuck with him for next season. Perhaps we should be glad his stupid quotes are showing up in articles. Maybe he'll eventually say something so inane, Miller and Lindsey will decide enough is enough, let him finish out his contract and bring in someone better.