Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love my kids to death, but sometimes I want to shoot myself in the head for ever thinking about having any.
Tonight was a perfect example of that:
My son is almost three. I was in the back yard running a trencher machine getting ready to put in the sprinkler system. I could barely get a trench dug before he started filling it back in. I finally got him to stop doing that. The next thing I know, I realize he's turned on the hose and created a lake back there. At this point in time, I'd had enough, so I banished him to the house. Nice plan right? Not so much. Turns out wifey had her hands full with a screaming newborn, so she sends him out front to play with his older sister. As the evening progressed, apparently he had to use the potty. Rather than come inside, he pulls down his pants and takes a piss in my front yard. That's no big deal, it's just one little piss. However, he wasn't done. He walked two doors down and drops his pants again. Only this time, it's not urine. That's right, my son dropped a deuce on the neighbors lawn. Not just any neighbor, it's the *** hole neighbor that is the least friendly person in the cul-de-sac. That right there is just pure awesomeness.
Tonight was a perfect example of that:
My son is almost three. I was in the back yard running a trencher machine getting ready to put in the sprinkler system. I could barely get a trench dug before he started filling it back in. I finally got him to stop doing that. The next thing I know, I realize he's turned on the hose and created a lake back there. At this point in time, I'd had enough, so I banished him to the house. Nice plan right? Not so much. Turns out wifey had her hands full with a screaming newborn, so she sends him out front to play with his older sister. As the evening progressed, apparently he had to use the potty. Rather than come inside, he pulls down his pants and takes a piss in my front yard. That's no big deal, it's just one little piss. However, he wasn't done. He walked two doors down and drops his pants again. Only this time, it's not urine. That's right, my son dropped a deuce on the neighbors lawn. Not just any neighbor, it's the *** hole neighbor that is the least friendly person in the cul-de-sac. That right there is just pure awesomeness.
jk Nice post. I laughed.
