ShortShorts
Well-Known Member
So are we getting down after a loss to a top tier team, on the road, with that team setting many of their shooting records in the first half. A team that had one of the best shooting quarters to start a game in history. A team that tied the NBA first half three pointer record. A team that we outscored handily in the second half. It's gonna happen.
We're still trash can kickin' this league! Let's go!
The Jazz are punching people in the nuts! They're winning on the road. They're winning at home. They're raining down treys like Mavs fans rained down tears in JazzAvenue's last two threads! They're getting all "Avengers Assemble" with the multi-headed, 'who do we guard?', let's get three All-Stars for our little small market, 6MOTY flame-thrower owning, ball-movement-powered-blendering, lob to the Swat-Lake-City bigs duo slamming, Quinn as COTY fueling, top 5 O and D owning TEAM!
Let's - #FNTakeNote - Go!
We got the most ridiculously underrated, do the little stuff, intangibles driven, screw your PPG stats its impact that matters, opposing players forget the paints exists when he's in, +/- titan, hellz yeah I'm gonna set screens and rim-dive and move like **** on O even though I get no credit but it gets us the win and that's what matters, F your predictions CENTER in the league!
Let's - StifleTower, Gobzilla, RudyAssasin - Go!
We still got upside with the continued rehab of the Croatian Sniper, the young but minimized becuase HAVE YOU SEEN OUR TOP 8 players -- rookies and sophs, the wait til we actually can pack an arena with 20 thousand rabid 5000ft-rarified-air-fueled Utah fanatics, and the yes we're just getting in the groove for that 20ppg Rudy that can appear when the team learns from Ingles that a well placed lob is open and deadly.
Let's - Yah, We Still Got Hella Upside - Go!
We got the Mountain Mike, 'the hell you mean he ain't been an all-star? what a-cryin-damn-shame tragedy', floor general, mainstream media can't cope with his league leading plus/minus, how can someone that damn nice be that damn deadly, I came here to win a championship and nothing else, lefty-righty who cares, community building, activism and change making beast who is Conley!
Let's - Finally-Make-Him-An-Allstar-Already - Go!
We're forgetting that we have the Playoff-Bubble, Chuck-you-so-stupid, 36.8 PPG on 70% True Shooting playoff series, go do your homework on just how epic that is, hey talking heads with the "yeah but do they have THAT GUY" out-of-touch, gearing up for JUNE and the teflon incineration that is Spida in our playoff hip pocket.
Let's - Spida-Gets-The-Playoff-Buckets - Go!
We got the best damn, let's LOL till we rolling at the losing team forums (JA you the man), ride the train, chew the churro, sip the horchata, let's argue like hell bout that homey trade til it's gloves off time to unite to trash those Rockets, Thunder, Clippers, Nuggest and Lakers homies who better stay outta our way (cept you MTJK, you da funs) community on the interwebs!
Let's - Ride-The-Train, Raise-The-Churro - GO!
We got Joe F-ing Ingles.
so yah . . . LETS GO!
This. Season. STILL. Goin. Be. So. Epic.
We're still trash can kickin' this league! Let's go!
The Jazz are punching people in the nuts! They're winning on the road. They're winning at home. They're raining down treys like Mavs fans rained down tears in JazzAvenue's last two threads! They're getting all "Avengers Assemble" with the multi-headed, 'who do we guard?', let's get three All-Stars for our little small market, 6MOTY flame-thrower owning, ball-movement-powered-blendering, lob to the Swat-Lake-City bigs duo slamming, Quinn as COTY fueling, top 5 O and D owning TEAM!
Let's - #FNTakeNote - Go!
We got the most ridiculously underrated, do the little stuff, intangibles driven, screw your PPG stats its impact that matters, opposing players forget the paints exists when he's in, +/- titan, hellz yeah I'm gonna set screens and rim-dive and move like **** on O even though I get no credit but it gets us the win and that's what matters, F your predictions CENTER in the league!
Let's - StifleTower, Gobzilla, RudyAssasin - Go!
We still got upside with the continued rehab of the Croatian Sniper, the young but minimized becuase HAVE YOU SEEN OUR TOP 8 players -- rookies and sophs, the wait til we actually can pack an arena with 20 thousand rabid 5000ft-rarified-air-fueled Utah fanatics, and the yes we're just getting in the groove for that 20ppg Rudy that can appear when the team learns from Ingles that a well placed lob is open and deadly.
Let's - Yah, We Still Got Hella Upside - Go!
We got the Mountain Mike, 'the hell you mean he ain't been an all-star? what a-cryin-damn-shame tragedy', floor general, mainstream media can't cope with his league leading plus/minus, how can someone that damn nice be that damn deadly, I came here to win a championship and nothing else, lefty-righty who cares, community building, activism and change making beast who is Conley!
Let's - Finally-Make-Him-An-Allstar-Already - Go!
We're forgetting that we have the Playoff-Bubble, Chuck-you-so-stupid, 36.8 PPG on 70% True Shooting playoff series, go do your homework on just how epic that is, hey talking heads with the "yeah but do they have THAT GUY" out-of-touch, gearing up for JUNE and the teflon incineration that is Spida in our playoff hip pocket.
Let's - Spida-Gets-The-Playoff-Buckets - Go!
We got the best damn, let's LOL till we rolling at the losing team forums (JA you the man), ride the train, chew the churro, sip the horchata, let's argue like hell bout that homey trade til it's gloves off time to unite to trash those Rockets, Thunder, Clippers, Nuggest and Lakers homies who better stay outta our way (cept you MTJK, you da funs) community on the interwebs!
Let's - Ride-The-Train, Raise-The-Churro - GO!
We got Joe F-ing Ingles.
so yah . . . LETS GO!
This. Season. STILL. Goin. Be. So. Epic.
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