Melania?

[LogGrad98]

I bet Melania only get a certain amount even with penalties in her prenup or what my lawyers tell me they're called in Australia binding financial agreements (doesn't that turn you on? I'm tumescent.) So why shouldn't she make a few extra million off the campaign\ and the idiots that fund it? Taking money from ****ing idiots is the American dream!

Admit it, you are barely tumid at best.

 

[Rubashov]

Admit it, you are barely tumid at best.

Lets put our cards on the table, if her husband has to go all the way to Russia to piss on a girl, she's not the wife for me...