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Who’s in? Who’s flying out from New Jersey, Canada, Australia, New Zealand / Thailand, and/or The Netherlands? How much advance is given for a parade? I’ll plan on taking the day off. We’ll organize a meetup. It’s like the Nite Out, but free (except for you poor bastards coming from out of state). Maybe we should start a gofundme now. Maybe Jason could start littering the board with pop-ups to fund it.

Roll call. Make your reservation now. Seats are going quick.
 
JimLes said:
Flying? Bitch, I drove 2000 miles from Canada to SLC and back to see the Jazz in two meaningless regular season games. I'd walk down there if there was ever a championship parade.
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If you did, I bet you could get local media attention to the point that you could walk straight into the parade and you could do the route.

Of course, nobody wants to wait 6 weeks for the parade.
 
NAOS said:
I’ll already be in SLC for game 4 of the finals. I’ll watch us complete the sweep, and then I’ll obvi stick around for the parties.
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That would mean Jazz wouldn’t have home court so you’re fan-ness is wack.
 
NUMBERICA said:
That would mean Jazz wouldn’t have home court so you’re fan-ness is wack.
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I was waiting for this response.

I said “watch”. Not “go to”. I hope the game is in Boston or Philly. And that Donovan’s nuts end up on the forehead of either Haywood or Simmons.

I’ll be at a bar in SLC, drinking high-point Kombucha so that I have plenty of energy for the sweep parade.
 
NAOS said:
I said “watch”. Not “go to”. I hope the game is in Boston or Philly.
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No. I want the other team to have HC advantage. First, it'll hurt way more getting swept. Second, if the Jazz win the title, I want it on our floor. And players going past the stewards into the stands to celebrate with fans.
 
JimLes said:
Flying? Bitch, I drove 2000 miles from Canada to SLC and back to see the Jazz in two meaningless regular season games. I'd walk down there if there was ever a championship parade.
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I appreciate your dedication, but clearly, you're an idiot for driving. Don't use that as a brag, bro.
 
Me setting up on State Street:

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I'm in. Flying from Mexico City this time. Some time ago (2006 I think) I flew all the way from Peru and got to meet the whole team before a Clippers game (except Kirilenko who always stayed in the locker room reading a book or something).

I'm wondering how hard is to get tickets for the finals
 
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