Organized Jazzfanz Meditation, Prayer, and Sacrifice thread (for the 1st pick in the 2014 NBA draft)

[Deleted member 848]

I was inspired by Jazzfanz clairvoyant, Revolution 9

I had a vision on my long drive home. I was driving on auto pilot, and somehow managed to not go off the road.

It came to me.

We are getting the #1 pick. We are going to have the #1 pick in this draft. The Utah Jazz.

These thoughts just hit me like headlines. I foresaw the future.

The Utah Jazz are going to draft first in the best draft in 10 years.

We will have our pick of Wiggins and Parker.

I know it to be true.

Hack. Honz. Sirkickyass. All of Jazzfanz. I ask of you to pool your extra-sensory powers to funnel our aspirations to a goal that seemed nearly impossible a year ago: obtaining the first pick in the 2014 NBA draft.

 

[Stoked]

I only need one arm and eye. I will give them up for the cause of top 2 let alone the first pick.

 

[spycam1]

I offer Hotttnickkk as a sacrifice.

 

[Stoked]

I offer Hotttnickkk as a sacrifice.

Heck, I'll add UGLI, Franklin, One Brow, Kicky, PKM, Roach, Dala, Thriller, CJ, Nate and EJ Wells.

Sorry boys, take one for the team.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Heck, I'll add UGLI, Franklin, One Brow, Kicky, PKM, Roach, Dala, Thriller, CJ, Nate and EJ Wells.

Sorry boys, take one for the team.

I'd give up all my George photoshops.

 

[Beantown]

 

[Beantown]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8&feature=kp

 

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see sig.

I, too, have seen it in teh tea leaves.

 

[Deleted member 848]

see sig.

I, too, have seen it in teh tea leaves.

a PhD now joins the ranks of the clairvoyant. With science and spirituality combined, there is little that can stop our struggle. Our essence is strong, our motives are clear.


*meditation*

lets hold hands, JFC.

 

[spycam1]

 

[The Midnight]

I offer Hotttnickkk as a sacrifice.

...... and I will rise from death as it is not yet my time to go!!!!

 

[Avery]

Hail Satan. Kill all angels of light.

Hate me now, thank me later.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

Heck, I'll add UGLI, Franklin, One Brow, Kicky, PKM, Roach, Dala, Thriller, CJ, Nate and EJ Wells.

Sorry boys, take one for the team.

Phew, made the cut.

 

[franklin]

O/U on how many times dalamon bumps this thread by May 20th?

 

[Bawse Dawg]

 

[Deleted member 848]

O/U on how many times dalamon bumps this thread by May 20th?

aiming for ~30

 

[Deleted member 848]

#GodBless

 

[moevillini]

Be careful what you wish for. The Bulls got the #1 pick a few years back and picked up a favorite son. They've done well in spite of that!

 

[Ellipse]

I lit a candle and placed it in the window, I will pray and maintain my vigil every night until we win the lottery....




... ah ****, I should have removed the curtains.

 

[Zulu]

Be careful what you wish for. The Bulls got the #1 pick a few years back and picked up a favorite son. They've done well in spite of that!

I'd take DRose!!!