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Our Utah Jazz @ the San Antonio Rabid Bat Murderers 4/2, 1:30 PM Mountain on ABC

David Stern

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A national TV audience gets the opportunity to marvel at the power of Fat Boris as he returns to the place that he singlehandedly make into a great franchise, the San Antonio Bat Murderers. To this point, our sacrifices to him and our churro overlords have been accepted, but we must take things up a notch to have a chance against the mighty Bat Murders on Sunday afternoon. The Bat Murders are led by:

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A sexually confused caveman...

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Kawhi "You know what big hands mean" Leonard

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A little french bitch....

ANDDD

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THE RABID BATMAN HIMSELF!

Our Jazz are led by.....

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Joe "everybody calm the hell down and I'll make a basket" Johnson...

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Jeff "I attract psycho bitches" Withey

ANDDDDDDDD

THE MANNNN

THE MYTHHH

THE LEGEND..............

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FAT BORIS

Churro time, bitches.

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GO JAZZ!
 
We've already beat them once in San Antonio. Leonard always give Hayward fits. Gobert,Hood and Ingles need to step up. Hill as well, if he plays.
 
Holy crap. These just get better and better.
Lololololol
 
spurs do not seem to res players. they are locked into 2nd seed. and no matter what happens they only concede home-court to the warriors. so maybe pops starts resting ginobli, parker, aldridge, gasol. waiting for the news report on it
 
Rubashov said:
Mr Fishy our man from AA, remember if you're not working the program its working you.
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Lol, I drink on like 5 days per month.
 
Denial, sure sign of a problem, next you'll tell us you're not head over heels in love with the supercharged lothario charisma of Fat Boris!
 
Rubashov said:
Denial, sure sign of a problem, next you'll tell us you're not head over heels in love with the supercharged lothario charisma of Fat Boris!
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Googling lothario........
 
If this game is even competitive, I will stay my unbelief and pledge allegiance to the Rally Churro and Fat Boris.
 
DutchJazzer said:
wher eyou an alcoholic?

i think aa is bullcrap because ti goes to complete abstinence form alcohol. if you where an alcohollic and now 5 time sa month good on ya brother. keep it up.

everything in live is about moderation!
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I agree with you on this one about AA. It is a garbage program that does more harm than good.
 
Spurs are a tough matchup without Derrick Favors on this team, plain and simple.


Rudy will likely be on LMA for most of the game just because of how good of a job he does on him-- but who guards Pau? Boris? Pau will abuse Joe Johnson in the post, but Joe should be able to murder him from the perimeter.


Spurs present interesting matchup problems for this team. We need our PGs to abuse George Hill, and we need Rodney Hood to come in bombing threes in order to take some attention off of Gordon.

W can be had (I mean we already won there this season) but the margin for error is incredibly slim given injuries.
 
DutchJazzer said:
wher eyou an alcoholic?

i think aa is bullcrap because ti goes to complete abstinence form alcohol. if you where an alcohollic and now 5 time sa month good on ya brother. keep it up.

everything in live is about moderation!
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You know how public enemy had that song "Don't believe the hype?" well I'm putting one one called "Believe all my ********."
 
Ron Mexico said:
I agree with you on this one about AA. It is a garbage program that does more harm than good.
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Having spent 15 odd years working in pubs or mental health facilities, most addicts are recidivists, very few people ever sort their addictions out, the best they can and should really aim for is to have a functioning life outside of their addiction. That's where the legalisation and harm minimisation argument should be at, anyway that's my 2 cents. Back to fat Boris and his giant deep fried stick
 
DutchJazzer said:
wher eyou an alcoholic?

i think aa is bullcrap because ti goes to complete abstinence form alcohol. if you where an alcohollic and now 5 time sa month good on ya brother. keep it up.

everything in live is about moderation!
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Nah. I'm really lucky and don't have any issues with addiction. Tried pretty much everything out there and never got addicted to anything.
 
Rubashov said:
Salt Lake City is pretty close to Vegas isn't it? I've been to Vegas...
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About 6.5 hours I think.
I have been there quite a few times. I have family there
 
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