Sick - but need to get the message out

[jazzlurker]

I have been fighting depression, anxiety, insomnia, and lethargy for over 4 years. I've been on every medication and nothing has worked. For no reason I would get moments of anger and would isolate. My wife told me it was man's pms.

I was at the breaking point trying to figure out what was wrong with me. I regularly inspect my stool for parasites and I have never seen them. Sunday... I found something that looked like a worm. I went on a parasitic....

What followed was horrid. I have crapped out around 200 cashew sized worms. I've seen liver flukes, round worms, and tiny thread worms.

However, it is like a fog has lifted from my brain. I can't believe worms instigated years of depression!

 

[The Midnight]

Wow bro, that's amazing. Have you been to the doctors? What did they say was the cause? And why do they all come out all at once after 4 years????

 

[Siro]

I learned today that even happy endings can sometimes be gross.

 

[jazzlurker]

Wow bro, that's amazing. Have you been to the doctors? What did they say was the cause? And why do they all come out all at once after 4 years????

The doctor put me on medicine. You would have never guessed I had them by looking at me. Once a month I would get IBS but I always thought it was something I ate. The doctor was surprised when they sent the stool in to be tested. Just like the TV show monsters inside me.

 

[The Midnight]

The doctor put me on medicine. You would have never guessed I had them by looking at me. Once a month I would get IBS but I always thought it was something I ate. The doctor was surprised when they sent the stool in to be tested. Just like the TV show monsters inside me.

There's a TV show called that? I've gotta see it, it's right up my alley.

 

[♪alt13]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2MmDUYJ8Q4

 

[fishonjazz]

You should try smoking pot

 

[Douchebag K]

You should try smoking pot

yeaaahh cause that's REAL good for those with mental illnesses ... and if you don't have one it'll likely give you one

 

[Gameface]

yeaaahh cause that's REAL good for those with mental illnesses ... and if you don't have one it'll likely give you one

Yeah, cus that's a thing that happens.

 

[Miggs]

Pics or GTFO.

 

[slc]

So was it a specific medication that triggered your rectal release?

 

[fishonjazz]

yeaaahh cause that's REAL good for those with mental illnesses ... and if you don't have one it'll likely give you one

I know people who have mental illness and using pot helps more than any dr prescribed medication

 

[Gameface]

I know people who have mental illness and using pot helps more than any dr prescribed medication

Yeah, but what if someone smokes pot and catches Reefer Madness?

 

[fishonjazz]

Yeah, but what if someone smokes pot and catches Reefer Madness?

Then that someone should share with the rest of us

 

[jazzlurker]

Pics or GTFO.

Lol, you don't want to see it. Instant Ban!

The dr put me on a form of mebendozal. I've lost 3 inches on my waste now. My sinuses are clearer. I can't believe I am still passing these free loaders. I haven't enjoyed a jazz game since 2005 because I couldn't focus that long. I have to laugh about it.

 

[jazzlurker]

I have a theory about all of the acl's being torn in football and basketball. I have had two bicep ruptures without any explanation. The worms degrade your ligaments! Maybe Exum has.... Worms!

 

[TroutBum]

I have a theory about all of the acl's being torn in football and basketball. I have had two bicep ruptures without any explanation. The worms degrade your ligaments! Maybe Exum has.... Worms!

I hope you blow your knees out on a train. And your family also does.


Exum > Your Insults

 

[Gameface]

Yay, Trout's back...for what looks like might be a short visit.

 

[Harambe]

Yay, Trout's back...for what looks like might be a short visit.

VINTAGE TROUT!

 

[jazzlurker]

I hope you blow your knees out on a train. And your family also does.


Exum > Your Insults

It is not an insult. I was lifting 15 lbs when I blew my arms out on two different occasions. The dr.'s fixed them but they didn't know why it happened. My personality changed over the last decade. I was recluse, grumpy, and a huge martyr. Those feelings are gone. My family cannot believe the transformation I've had since evicting those free loading sob's. I had no other symptoms other than the mental ones and IBS once or twice a month. I treated all the symptoms for years. I wanted to find the source but never did until I luckily found part of a body part in the toilet. Google parasites in stool and you will see what haunted me.