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A man in the U.S. has tested positive for polio. The first case in more than a decade. He was not vaccinated. Maybe he just didn't know that there was a very reliable vaccine that has been in use for the better part of a century now.
 

A man in the U.S. has tested positive for polio. The first case in more than a decade. He was not vaccinated. Maybe he just didn't know that there was a very reliable vaccine that has been in use for the better part of a century now.
He did his own research…
 
He probably just needs to take some medicine that is typically used for leopard diarrhea or something. That would probably cure him.
Exactly. I saw from some stranger named BaldEagle69 on Facebook that drinking leopard exlax cures polio. If you mix it with pickle juice it doubles as a more effective substitute for viagra. Check the Hogle zoo to see if they have any spare leopard exlax for purchase!
 
On a serious note, doesn’t this make you less likely to be in public with people? I’ve never been a fan of huge crowds. Honestly, with my 65 inch tv and DVR, most games are more fun in the comfort of my own home. So even without Covid I’m not sure how often I’d willingly join thousands of others stuffed in a park or arena. But now with all these unvaccinated idiots running around, I’m even less inclined to go out in big groups. Anyone else feel this same way?
 

A man in the U.S. has tested positive for polio. The first case in more than a decade. He was not vaccinated. Maybe he just didn't know that there was a very reliable vaccine that has been in use for the better part of a century now.
That's all fake. The **** are you talking about?
 
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