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After more than 24 hours of labor I successfully gave birth to an unhealthy little stinker today. Srs demon ****. I was a few more hours away from going to the hospital. I didn't think I was going to make it. Does anyone know of a good therapist that specializes in PTSD? I'm gunna need one.
 
♪alt13 said:
After more than 24 hours of labor I successfully gave birth to an unhealthy little stinker today. Srs demon ****. I was a few more hours away from going to the hospital. I didn't think I was going to make it. Does anyone know of a good therapist that specializes in PTSD? I'm gunna need one.
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Post Traumatic **** Disorder?
 
Some itches are more problematic then others. My extended family used to get together for a cookout in a wooded preserve every summer weekend. One of my cousins had to go, and retired deeper into the woods to be out of sight. She used the first available leaves to wipe, which, much to her regret, turned out to be poison ivy.
 
Time to roll up my sleeves and get a great big handful of this thread. Throughout the toilets at work almost without exception they use single ply faeces resistant bog roll, however the executive offices have the nice multiply stuff(to nobody's surprise). We all know this is much better for the old wind chimes so I normally either drop the kids off at the pool there or help myself to some of the quality and give birth to a PoM somewhere else.
 
Boris said:
Sent him a picture of my huge ******* with BOARIS tattooed on it.

He liked it.
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You have this tattooed on your member?

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