We are gonna win the lottery (official thread)

[Bawse Dawg]

All the injuries. All of the almost comebacks. Losing to the Clippers bench to get knocked out of the playoffs. Shooting 40% from FT when we could have beaten the team with the best record of all time. And despite all that came right down to the wire, and in typical fashion, gave us just a spark of hope at the very end before we were knocked out for good. We the fans, deserve this.


Top 3 pick coming up bitches.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

 

[Bawse Dawg]

97.5% chance we don't get it? Weren't those our odds to make the playoffs?


#believe

 

[b_line]

97.5% chance we don't get it? Weren't those our odds to make the playoffs?


#believe

I was going to make a similar thread. I just have a feeling this time around.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I was going to make a similar thread. I just have a feeling this time around.

It's honestly the only way karma can correct itself. It **** on us with injuries, but now it's going to give us Brandon Ingram or Jamal Murray.

 

[Avery]

Time to put my tanking boxers on again.

 

[b_line]

It's honestly the only way karma can correct itself. It **** on us with injuries, but now it's going to give us Brandon Ingram or Jamal Murray.

Or ben simmons baby!

 

[Batman]

Saying we will win the lottery is like saying Enes Kanter is gonna improve to be an average defender next year. It's insane.

 

[MT Steve]

Tank train was late as hell this season, but it's finally arrived.

 

[Batman]

Tank train was late as hell this season, but it's finally arrived.

Word...

 

[Mission Accomplished]

Drafting Wiggins poo

 

[Mongoose]

It's honestly the only way karma can correct itself. It **** on us with injuries, but now it's going to give us Brandon Ingram or Jamal Murray.

Not to mention getting hosed by the officials all year.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

So you're saying there's a chance!

 

[Game6Conley]

Think they'd reunite Exum and Simmons if they hit the pick??

 

[b_line]

Think they'd reunite Exum and Simmons if they hit the pick??

I certainly hope so. That would be so awesome.

 

[Jazz4ever]

Think they'd reunite Exum and Simmons if they hit the pick??

Rare pic! I was looking for a pic with Exum and Simmons both in it and couldn't find one.

 

[fishonjazz]

Tank train was late as hell this season, but it's finally arrived.

This

 

[Bawse Dawg]

[MENTION=1988]Stoked[/MENTION]

Please sticky

 

[Batman]

Which is more likely:

King Cy becoming prophet of the LDS church, or us winning the lottery?

Yep, King Cy the spiritual behemoth very much more likely.


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[jazzlurker]

I ran the mock 20 times and only got as high as #11 with the Jazz drafting Furkan Kormkazc. However his name is pronounced "Friggin Cornnuts"