What are the minimal accomplishments needed to satisfy you?

[Siro]

Why do guys keep pretending they could actually maintain this schedule?

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I once went on a date with this woman who kept talking about how she wants a man she can have sex with several times a day, and how disappointed she was, sexually, with all the men she dated aside from one.

I knew I couldn't keep up with her right there and then, and I spurned her VERY OBVIOUS advances at the end of the night. She, thankfully, never called me again.

 

[franklin]

Why do guys keep pretending they could actually maintain this schedule?

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I could easily minus the 2 hour session, and anal is of no interest to me.

I think I'm part lion:

When lions mate, they do so frequently. Copulation is repeated around 4 to 6 times an hour, and goes on for days. If there are more than one dominant male with the pride, the female will often move onto the next male once she's exhausted the first, ensuring protection from all her suitors

and I keep tater tots in my cargo pockets.

 

[Deleted member 848]

I have landmarks in my life that I'm aiming for, but meeting them isn't necessarily what will make me feel successful.

To me, it's so much more important to preoccupy yourself with the works, or the 'process', instead of the end-goal. Just putting yourself in an environment where you're constantly striving for stability, self-improvement, that sort of thing.


I'll be disappointed if I don't devote a chunk of my life to improving the lives of the less fortunate, for man-created reasons. It's intentionally vague because there's so many ways to go about it, and who knows how I'll get there. But at the end of the day I consider myself a fairly faithful person, and my testament of reverence and belief and love for God is my devotion to myself and my fellow human compatriots of all walks of life.

I'll feel accomplished if I'm satisfied with the work I put in, towards the end of my life. Thinks like companionship, family support, finances would all seemingly help me be the best person I can be, and thereby enable me to bring forth as many of my dreams to fruition as I can-- but God knows best. I'll work with what life gives me.

 

[JazzGal]

"Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." ~Albert Einstein

Or woman.

 

[bigb]

"Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." ~Albert Einstein

Or woman.

I'll never try to become a woman of value. Or success for that matter.

 

[bigb]

Quite honestly, my requirements are pretty simple. I want to be able to provide for my family. I want my kids to always feel welcome and loved in my house. I want my friends and family to want to be around me.
If I accomplish these, I will die a happy man.

 

[Siro]

I'll never try to become a woman of value. Or success for that matter.

Too bad. You'd make one sexy woman.

 

[JazzGal]

I'll never try to become a woman of value.

Probably a wise plan, although the clothes are cuter.

 

[bigb]

Too bad. You'd make one sexy woman.

Nah, I'd need a slight boob job. Not much, but a little.

 

[Harambe]

Nah, I'd need a slight boob job. Not much, but a little.

Lift and a little extra padding.

And laser hair removal.

Then it'd be on, son!