What happens faster

[D Will> CP3]

A Fesenko foul, an AK-47 ayyiiiiiii yell or a CJ chuck up shot

 

[Inn Dawn]

lol. it seems like AK's getting LESS calls after he started that yelling. can't blame him though for trying, as kobe perfected that move over the years. he'd yelp like a dog while driving to the hole and the refs would not hesitate to give him free throws based solely on that damn yelp, never mind that the guy wasn't even touched.

 

[vslice02]

Best Jazzfanz poll ever. I voted for Fes. AK doesn't play enough to yell "Aaaaiiiiiii" every time he gets the ball poked away from him. Fes fouls people on his way to the lockerroom.

 

[jazzrule]

I watched the Jazz vs. Miami game on NBA.com Classic Games yesterday, when we came from 22 points down to win in overtime. Funny Fes played a lot and helped us win that, so maybe if he got regular playing time he would not feel he has to play great to stay on the floor. Maybe the fouls are from just trying to hard. Just saying............

 

[Revolution 9]

A Raja Bell flop

 

[bigb]

CJ tries throwing them up from the scorer's table waiting to check in.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

The obvious answer is CJ starts chucking up as soon as they get off the bus and Fes fouls him causing Bell to fall/flop making AK yell Ayiiii for knocking his laptop or Russian novel out of his hand.
Incidentally that is how Dwill hurt his wrist, that or having to slap them silly Larry, Curly and Moe style.

 

[franklin]

Why did you leave out Jefferson misses a push shot, Memo strains his back, Price runs 3 laps around the offensive set before the ball is in-bounded, Evans sent to the bench after a dunk, and Harpring talks about some stupid, unrelated ****?

 

[chawx]

You left out Hayward gets hacked and no call, Watson starts running the fast break better than Deron, Elson smiles after fouling someone, and Millsap dislocates a finger in pre-game warmups and still plays.