Who Should the Jazz Send as Luck to the Lottery?

[Sexual Favors]

The obvious is anyone but Randy Rigby, but besides him, who? Who has the mojo?

 

[berat_36]

Would be soo funny if they sent Kanter there. But i bet it will be Trey Burke.

 

[Sexual Favors]

Would be soo funny if they sent Kanter there. But i bet it will be Trey Burke.

I vote for Kanter.

Thought about including players, but thought the Jazz would be much too conservative for that.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Burks... lip smackin' good tellie.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Jerry Sloan.

/thread

 

[Dr. Jones]

oh wait.. karl malone

/thread

 

[fallenchicken]

John Lucas

 

[Sexual Favors]

John Lucas

I kind of like it. But I think the Jazz are too proud to play that sympathy card.

 

[Sexual Favors]

Burks... lip smackin' good tellie.

In Burks' sophomore year, he sat out 18 games because of a severe lip injury, specifically chapped ones caused from excessive licking in post game interviews. [3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alec_Burks

I'm not sure it's cool of you to be making fun of such a serious injury.

 

[b_line]

Jerry, John and Karl should show up in Jerry's terms as "dizzy ducks".

 

[Revolution 9]

MJ

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

well my first choice would be my left nut because I didn't have to give it up for Darius miller.

second choice would be Larry miller in his coffin.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Burke

Too clutch.

 

[Sexual Favors]

4th qtr Burke

Too clutch.

Fixed, cuz 1st 3 qtrs Burke would assure us the 7th pick.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Our new coach.

 

[Avery]

Ben Handlogten - cameras will love him. Has a mug only a mother could punch.

 

[enchilada_style]

Luther Wright. I'm sure there will be food there.

 

[Doublea]

The Cleveland kid.

 

[fallenchicken]

The Cleveland kid.

lol.