Your dream offseason?

[sportsnut1232]

What does your dream offseason look like? realistically of course. Do we resign boozer? Do we use millsap to move up in the draft? Sign and trade boozer? Who do we take in the draft?

Do we have a chance to make this team a true contender before dwill can leave?

 

[mellow]

My Dream Offseason:

Bye Bye Boozer.
Hello Kevin Love
Shed a tear for AK
Welcome Xavier Henrey
Late 1st round suprise jazz get a 20 something pick and draft Craig Brackins.
Zoubeck falls to 55 in the draft
Kofus gets an offer to play in Greece.


1st Alternative:

Everything Stays the same, Jazz Draft either Al-Farouq Aminu, or Ekpe Udoh
AND Hot Rod returns to the radio to call thier first game.

"All-fork Amenu" or "Edke O-noh"

 

[TroutBum]

My dream off season?

Bordy and OSR start posting again.
Harpring replaces BolerHack.
The Rapist dies in a kitchen fire.
Aint is arrested for stalking JazzFannatic, and thus gets raped and murdered in prison.
Jerry Sloan finally retires.
The Jazz trade up to top 4.
Boozer is traded for anything with a pulse.
AK returns to form.
CJ Miles falls off a cliff while weilding a sword.
Free Preview week for Cinemax and Showtime, back to back.
Shane Carwin to beat Lesner.

I don't think I'm asking for much.



p.s. Did I mention that I want Aint to die? Because I do.

 

[tranzz]

My wish........

Over the summer, fez & AK, dies from a car accident. Insurance clause cuts their contract and the Jazz are free of $17+million.

We resign boozer, and trade him + future 1st round + 2nd round(2010) + Tomic + cash consieration for Amare. (We sign him for max)

We use our 9th pick for Henry + Resign Korver, sign Mathews

We buy an extra pick (2010) we use it on Whiteside (figuring he falls)

Then we sign MLE for iverson, and bring in cash beacuse of his popularity!

So jazz line up would be

Williams, Price, Gains
Mathews, Iverson, Henry
Miles, Korver, Jeffers
Millsap, Whiteside,
Amare, Okur, Kofus

My wish....

 

[Kyoto]

My Dream...

The Jazz trade up, trading 9, memphis, and Koufus for Cousins

Boozer signs with another team and injures himself while signing the contract (out for 7-8 weeks)

Resigning of Korver

Memo heals back close to form

Jazz buy a 20something pick (Whiteside)

Resign Fes as our 3rd string C for a jar of Mayo

 

[stockcillo12]

Easy moves and CONTENDER TEAM:

Kirilenko xx Hamilton + Future restricted 1st rd
Tomic or 1st Rd Memphis xx Pick 23

Sign Boozer, Matthews ( Bi-Annual ) and maybe Fesenko or maybe Korver... maybe
Draft Ed Davis or Aldrich ( I´m not sure ) + Pondexter + Zoubek ( or Bjelica for future ) + Elijah Millsap ( undrafted )
MLE for Luke Ridnour


DWill/Ridnour/Price
R. Hamilton/Matthews
C.J.Miles/Pondexter
Boozer/Paul Milsap/Koufos
Okur/Ed Davis or Aldrich
+ Zoubek and Elijah Millsap in NBA D-League

2nd west seed and 55-56 wins

 

[NAOS]

Draft Xavier Henry with #9
trade for Minnesota's #23 (for future picks) and draft Seraphin, Orton, or Whiteside
2nd round take Dexter Pittman
S&T Boozer for Beasley (good for talent and $)
MLE for Ridnour
Re-sign Matthews
Re-sign Fes (less than 3.3 mil/season)
Trade AK by the deadline

DWill/Ridnour/Price
Henry/Matthews/CJ
AK/CJ/Beasley
Millsap/Beasley/KK2
Fes/#23/Pittman/Memo (somewhere in this committee will emerge a real player)

(OF COURSE, I COULD THROW A LESS REALISTIC SCENARIO OUT THERE. THE TEAM ABOVE DOESN'T BLOW YOU AWAY THIS YEAR, BUT HAS A VERY GOOD SHOT IN THE 2-5 YEARS BEYOND, IMO. DWILL AND HENRY WILL RAPE AND PILLAGE... MARK MY WORDS.)

 

[Fakers Luck]

My Dream Off-season:

Cousins Slips to #9 (or just draft Henry)
Trade AK-47 to Toronto in S&T with Bosh

I don't ask for much.

 

[NUMBERICA]

-Jazz trade up to 6 (taking back O.J. Mayo, Thabeet and Maggette, in a 3-team deal) using AK, Koufos, and #9
-Cousins somehow falls
-Jazz draft Cousins
-Jazz draft Jerome Randle in the 2nd
-Jazz get Michael Beasley with Harpring's TE
-Jazz trade Beasley, Thabeet, and Memo for Garnett
-Jazz trade the rights to Cousins with Boozer to NJ for Brook Lopez

Williams/Randle/Price
Matthews/Mayo/Price
Miles/Maggette
Garnett/Millsap
Lopez/Turiaf

Dynasty.

 

[default]

My "dream off season"? I'd have a private draft party at my house with a horny bunch of Victoria Secret models. I think I'd have to TIVO the show though, because I might not get enough of my attention as Turner or Favors drops all the way to 9 for us. Then we multi-team trade Jeffers and Gaines for Kobe and Pao. We split the mid level exception on Lebron, Bosh, and Wade. Dream big or go home!!!