Unless she's on top. Not everyone goes missionary.
Especially with a fatass like me. She doesn't want to have me crushing her.
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Unless she's on top. Not everyone goes missionary.
Not for whatever girl has to pull herself out from under your dead sweaty naked body.
You can still ask him if you are that interested. Maybe he will even give you his number.I can't believe you passed up asking him who the lucky guy would be?
As of today and the way I currently understand death and bodies, as long as I'm not senile, my choice way to go would be at some point during an amazing and long LCD trip.
You want to die in a Best Buy shopping for a new TV?
You can still ask him if you are that interested. Maybe he will even give you his number.
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Because the totality of your life could be summed up in your last experience of having sex with someone who has sex with dead bodies.
Again, I'm dead. What do I care? Quite literally, I wouldn't have a care in the world. Hell, I really don't care what people think of me now while I'm alive.
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