10-11 Jazz Season Haiku

[AlaskanAssassin]

Let's all contribute and see who can write the best haiku about the Jazz season.

Keep in mind that we're looking for 5-7-5 syllable format.

Start Fifteen and Five
But still can't make the playoffs
What is wrong with us

 

[dipship31]

Gordon Hayward sucks
Goodbye Jerry and Deron
Gordon Hayward God

 

[TheDude]

Never done this before, so please forgive if I am doing it wrong:

I loath Chucker Miles
All the talent in the world
But lays bricks instead

 

[YB85]

Sloan and Johnson quit.
Bye Deron, Booze, Wes, Korver.
This team really sucks.

 

[AlaskanAssassin]

Gordon Hayward sucks
Goodbye Jerry and Deron
Gordon Hayward God

That's actually a really good summary of the entire Jazz season.

 

[Noomskull]

Season of promise
Has turned into ping pong balls
This board is a joke

 

[akirac73]

The League's best Point Guard
A Hall of Famer Head Coach
Poof...not anymore.

 

[akirac73]

The League's best Point Guard
A Hall of Famer Head Coach
Poof...not anymore.

 

[colton]

Haikus don't get old
Much truth is revealed in them
Next up: Jimmer Jazz! ;-)

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Bismak Boyombo
Blocks shots with his elbows, YEAH!
Darft him KOC.

 

[bordelais7]

I must simply be
A complete moron to watch
This pile of crap. Oof.

 

[colton]

You spelled "moran" wrong

 

[colton]

Hey, that had five syllables. Some rep points to anyone who can turn it into a haiku. Even more rep points if you can somehow include the phrase "For all intensive purposes." (8 syllables, so it'll be tricky.)

 

[YB85]

He spelled "moran" wrong
For all intensive purp'ses
He should of been repped

 

[bordelais7]

"Intense Porpoises"
Would be an awesome band name.
Yeah, hey...where's my rep?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

An intense porpoise,
Much more intense than a cow,
Except for this one.

 

[chawx]

No more "Early oops"?
O'Conner will darft Jimmer
with 6th pick, for sure

 

[chawx]

I am too big yo
Too big, yo. I am too big
Too big, too big yo.

 

[TroutBum]

I hate haiku's yo
This river must be forded
Buy insurance please


But seriously, buy it. From me.

 

[colton]

He spelled "moran" wrong
For all intensive purp'ses
He should of been repped

+rep

nicely done