Do you think that arguing semantics in 75% of your responses and completely avoiding the subject makes you right or smart?
Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
You can dance around logic and be cute all you want, but you aren't correct. You are only going to win the minds of zombies with those tactics.
Only zombies can tell the difference between getting news and doing research?
If you want to play that game, then nothing is news. Everything is old as soon as its printed. Its just a matter of how old.
Is there any time limit? Is the printing of the Gutenberg Bible news? Ceasar crossing the Rubicon?