Feb 7, 2022 09:00 PM Real World Time: Knicks End Jazz Season

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Last year on January 6th we beat the hell out of the Jazz and every b-ball fan saw at that moment that the Jazz season was over. Right after we destroyed the Jazz, Utah went on to lose to Terance Mann and the Clippers - knocked out of playoffs. We did that to you, not the Clippers.

Well, get ready for the sequel.

Monday night the Knicks play the Jazz. We will beat you badly and end your season. You do not want to play us right now. We just beat the Holy Hell out of the Sacramento Kings....you know the team of Chris Webber, Vlade Divac, and The Big O Oscar Robertson. Even with those heavyweights, the Knicks destroyed the Kings. Just wait till you see what we do to you. Get ready for your destruction.

Monday night -- bet on the Knicks to destroy the Jazz and become a millionaire.

 

[Hearsky]

Look what we just did to the best New York team. Imagine what we will do the the New York G league team.

 

[LogGrad98]

Who are you again? You've become so boring.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Who are you again?

Uhh, learn to read. It says under my avatar name "Well Known Member."

I am a well known member. If you don't know the well known, that says a lot about how shy and boring you are. Don't be afraid, little one, to have contact with others. We won't bite.

 

[MT Steve]

Is forfeiting allowed?

Wouldn't mind the Jazz taking the loss without playing the game. No point in risking injury in a game they can't win.

 

[LogGrad98]

Uhh, learn to read. It says under my avatar name "Well Known Member."

I am a well known member. If you don't know the well known, that says a lot about how shy and boring you are. Don't be afraid, little one, to have contact with others. We won't bite.

 

[SoUjazzfan]

Ah melo, finally a reason for you to post again. Your woeful Knickerbockers are doing so poorly you've no reason to gloat. Even Buffalo couldn't save you in football. Are there truly any pro grade teams on the East coast? Hopefully the jazz don't crush your spirit to the point of no return on Monday. We'd miss your shtick.

 

[Avery]

Isn’t it suspicious that the only person who liked the posts is JazzGal? I think it’s high time she simply confirm that she’s been Melo the whole time.

Like a modern day Keyser Soze, thick as thieves she is.

 

[homeytennis]

Those famous Kings you mentioned are getting a bit old now. Can't the Kings play some younger players?

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Are there truly any pro grade teams on the East coast?

Uhh, I find it incredible that you have never heard of these guys:





And don't feel bad for the Knicks. It is trading week right now and we have our sights on Luka, Harden, Embid, Cade Cunningham, and Chris Paul. Will we get all those guys? No, I'm a realist. Will we get three or four of those guys? Most definitely. And guess what happens then? Hoisting that Championship trophy in June 2022.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Those famous Kings you mentioned are getting a bit old now. Can't the Kings play some younger players?

Doesn't matter how old they are. They are Kings and we beat the Kings. When we beat the Celtics back in October of 2021, we know we are beating Bird, DJ, McHale, Parrish, Auerbach.... Bodies change, but the team name stays the same. When we beat the Jazz Monday night we are beating Stockton and Malone.

 

[gandalfe]

Doesn't matter how old they are. They are Kings and we beat the Kings. When we beat the Celtics back in October of 2021, we know we are beating Bird, DJ, McHale, Parrish, Auerbach.... Bodies change, but the team name stays the same. When we beat the Jazz Monday night we are beating Stockton and Malone.

So, every time the Jazz beat the Nuggets this year, we've been beating Carmello? Over and over?

 

[homeytennis]

So, every time the Jazz beat the Nuggets this year, we've been beating Carmello? Over and over?

And AI.

 

[LogGrad98]

So, every time the Jazz beat the Nuggets this year, we've been beating Carmello? Over and over?

Not too mention the fact that we've won every game against teams with Melo on them for like the last decade.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

So do the Knicks draft Holmgren or Jabari smith?

 

[Avery]

So do the Knicks draft Holmgren or Jabari smith?

Doesn’t matter. They’ll **** it up just like they always do.

 

[JazzGal]

Isn’t it suspicious that the only person who liked the posts is JazzGal? I think it’s high time she simply confirm that she’s been Melo the whole time.

Like a modern day Keyser Soze, thick as thieves she is.

If only I was so clever ... Yep, I still think he's funny. Maybe I'm the only one left? I won't desert you, Melo. But the Jazz are going to win by any metric you devise.

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[MeloTheJazzKiller]

So, every time the Jazz beat the Nuggets this year, we've been beating Carmello? Over and over?

Nuggets do not count because they are still considered an ABA team.

Wow, now I've seen it all. Jazz fans crow about beating an ABA team. This place is hilarious.

 

[homeytennis]

Dan Issel and David Thompson.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

So do the Knicks draft Holmgren or Jabari smith?

You do realize anybody who is alive is available to be drafted. We could write LeBron James on the paper and submit it to Silver on draft night. There was a strong push here in New York to draft John Stockton. But then that mental midget revealed himself to be a mental midget. He's off our list now.

If you don't know, Stockton has claimed that 150 covid vaxed athletes have dropped dead on the court, on the field, on the pitch. He's been watching too many Jazz games. All their players play dead on the court.