Recent content by The Fresh Prince

We are about to see a crazy offseason I feel, and trader Danny is going big game hunting! I wonder if Ainge has a date set to go hunting out on Karl's ranch, and has his names set for the animals he's about to hunt. Does he have a deer named Klay that he's tracking? Maybe he's got a squirrel...

I could see Ainge go hard for Flagg, then trade for superstar after drafting Flagg if he gets him. I'm just loving the idea of Sarr and Flagg on the same team with a superstar to be the icing on the cake. I'm assuming that if we go for a superstar, KG3 or Hendrix are getting traded with draft...

Mealman, Cornbread, Mt. Lofton, Kenny Haystack, Kodiak Ken (Built like a Kodiak Bear).

After a little thought on it I was thinking since he's a LA Tech alumni (same as Karl) "The Beer Delivery Guy" could be Lofton's official nickname if we keep him around long term. Karl was the mailman, but Ken delivers the Kegs and the cases of beer. Gotta love it when the guys with a beer gut...

Didn't Kyrie get injured before the playoffs? If he didn't go down Im pretty certain Boston would've been in the Finals that year.

Bucees ain't a truck stop lol. They don't even allow 18 wheelers in their parking lot, at all. Only the delivery drivers.

Looks good when you load up his stat page, and you see that 13.8 ppg for the Utah Jazz. He also made a symbolic post on IG "The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways" with a bunch of pictures of him playing with the Jazz. I'm smelling a monster season for Big Ken Lofton next season, and I know it's not...

I'm for tanking for Cooper Flagg. Trade who you have to trade, let Lofton be the star of the team. Lol. If we got Sarr this year that would be great too. I'm already envisioning Sarr, Lofton, and Flagg wreaking havoc on teams.

Fat Asses!

Okay, I think it has to be brought up as an idea. Remember when Louisianian Derrick Favors went to Karl's ranch or wherever back in like 2011... 2013 (somewhere around that time) to do offseason training? I think as a fellow Louisiana Techian, the Jazz should bring Karl in to work with Lofton...

We should sign DJ Burns just so we can have a Utah Jazz all you can eat contest to see who's last standing.

Lmao damn dug deep for this one. I'm on the Lofton train. I gave Cockburn love but definitely preferred Lofton over him. I was just mad we didn't pick him up.

Lmaoooo

The Beer Truck as usual shows why he belongs in the league at the end of the season. Hopefully he's our starting big by next season. Someone that can rebound, facilitate, and score at all 3 levels deserves a spot in the league.

Oh, his passing is superb for a big boy.