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    Dem beautiful balls race

    We are just 1 game back of the Nets now. One! Get that 8th seed baby. It's a 26% chance of a top 3 pick. That's better than 1 in 4. The Nets still play the Raptors and the Pistons between now and the end of the year. Plus some of the playoff teams are going to be resting vs the Nets...
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    Dem beautiful balls race

    We are just 2 games behind the Nets now. We are also free and clear of Houston and Atlanta at this point. 8th is still within reach. I think that's the best we are going to do though.
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    Should we go full rebuild?

    if the Rockettes offered Green and all the nets picks back for Bridges, how about Lauri for the same deal? Adding the Brooklyn picks to our current load feels fitting.
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    Dem beautiful balls race

    9th is looking more and more likely which gives us a 20% chance at a top 3 pick. 8th would be a 26% chance to compare. The grizz would need to have a winning record and we need a goose egg to catch them. Passing the nets is more doable. We are 3 games behind but they have been losing...
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    Dem beautiful balls race

    The Nets are matching us stride for stride in the loss column. Bodagets!
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    Dem beautiful balls race

    We should be in shameless mode. Am I too optimistic to hope for an 0 - 15 end to the year?
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    Dem beautiful balls race

    Beating the Hawks was shameless Will. Just shameless!
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    Dem beautiful balls race

    Tonight we have the Wiz vs Grizzlies. Go Grizzlies. Double value. Spurs vs Rockets. Blast off! Celtics vs. Jazz... Danny... give your son a present that treats you right. Like a couples message with your son. No other games matter but tomorrow looks to have some good'n's. Nets...
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    Jazz sign Kenneth Lofton to 3 year NG deal

    Or we should name the Goodyear blimp... a Lofton...
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    Jazz sign Kenneth Lofton to 3 year NG deal

    Lofton was a beast in summer league. He looks like a virgin in a whorehouse, but it should make the season ending fum to watch. I also think the 3 year non-guaranteed deal sounds fantastic. Basically, if you play well - and you have every opportunity to show your **** - then we get a cheap...
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    Dem beautiful balls race

    Sure... if you take the season as a whole. However, we have 1 win since the trade deadline. Thats below 16%. We also stopped trying about 3 games ago. So... 16% foe the remainder of the season feels more than doable... it's probable.
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    Dem beautiful balls race

    The Grizzlies have won 2 games in a row. The Jazz are on an epic free fall. Am I too hopeful to think that they can get their act together and we can keep on our current 1 out of 10 game trajectory? We are playing a lot of teams that care about results.
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    Dem beautiful balls race

    The hawks, nets, Hornets, and Raptors all have won 4 - 6 and 5 - 5 of their last 10 games. The jazz are 1 & 8 since the trade deadline. We are nose diving hard. There are still 22 games left in the regular season. Another 1 & 9 streak with a few 5 & 5s and we are looking good. I doubt we...
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    Dem beautiful balls race

    As of today, the Spurs, Blazers, Grizz have a commanding lead in the West. The Rockettes are a team we could pass. Back y'East we have more opportunities. The Pistons and Wizards have locked up the cellar. It would appear thst the Hornets and Raptors are too far below to catch, but they have...
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    Dem beautiful balls race

    We need a thread that keeps tabs on winners and losers and our position in the race to the bottom of the standings. I know the lottery picks have been weighted, but there are more balls in the bottom 7 than the bottom 9.
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