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The Utah Wombats. Utah Free Beer. Utah Ice Holes (actually think this would be well received and great for marketing).

We should hire Chance Comanche. That way we'll mostly likely have a better Chance than our opponent.

Utah Patrol-a nod to skiing Blizz-blizzards and keep with the Jazz theme. Voodoos or Saints-NO is already pissed we have the Jazz name, let's rub it in!

I thought the new plan was to remodel the Delta Center to better accomodate hockey?

Team USA seemed to hurt Kessler's confidence. In hindsight, he should have stayed home and worked on hand strength, a midrange game and FT shooting. Instead he came in thinking he could shoot corner 3s and clearly he was not. He needs to see this offseason as an opportunity, hopefully he makes...

It was actually a joke that Hardy's wife was looser than Hearsky's mom. And that crosses the line...

20%? Based om what data points? Using the following formula show the odds and no greater than 12.62% (rounded)

Roster construction has a lot to do with this. KAT is very efficient, but Ant needs the ball and has become their number. And Gobert and KAT together has been a mixed bag. Could KAT and Lauri persuade other players to sign here? I'm guessing it would be a tough sell, especially with what...

I think it was doing them a favor getting some burn while trying to lose. Ideally they will not bring any of them back. Luka does some good things, but needs to learn to shoot. When he puts arc on his 3 it tends to go in more. Not sure how he hasn't figured that out at this stage.

My buddy Charlie Brown's mom is exactly like that too.

Ahh, the classic Ainge almost trade that would change a franchise. Like the 800th time he has said something similar. Almost Ainge at it again.

I love a good Prime Tomahawk Ribeye with proper marbling. That is my go-to at The Palm, which I frequent. I should be getting my caricature on their wall next year. At home a Prime New York or Prime Porterhouse is my go to. I love good BBQ too. Nothing like some good burnt ends.

NHL Hockey, boosting the black population in Utah since 2024.

I once saw a movie called Maximum Overdrive when a comet caused all the cars and electronics become self-aware and evil. Maybe an eclipse can have the same effect and she was shooting at them.

Someday there will be a massive flash flood in Texas comprised solely of Clutchfan tears.