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    2024 NBA Draft Mega Thread

    What are the stories?
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    2024 NBA Draft Mega Thread

    Not to mention the NIL money won’t be as much as what he makes annually as a rookie and (most importantly), the real key is to get to that second contract as quickly as possible. Another year of college kills that.
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    Favorite Cut of Meat

    A ribeye. Take it out of the fridge. Rub generously with salt and pepper and let it come to room temperature for 45-60 minutes. Heat cast iron to as hot as it can get (my one grill is 535)…throw the ribeye (if about 1.5-1.75 inches) on for about 2:50, flip it and let it cook the other side...
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    2024 JazzFanz Awards - First Team All-JazzFanz (Final Ballot)

    Crazy that @Saint Cy of JFC has five votes.
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    The Big Ken Lofton Watch Thread

    What are this fat ****s measurements?
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    What's the closest you've ever come to death?

    I got married and had kids.
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    2024 NBA Draft Mega Thread

    If we get the 8th pick, I’m all for trading it for a 2025 1st to someone dumb team like Detroit, Washington or Charlotte. We already have enough young guys to play.
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    What do the Jazz need to do to get back to winning and bring home some rings?

    Is an Ainge brah anything like a manssiere?
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    Catch a brother up: how has Sensabaugh looked?

    I admittedly haven’t watched a game this year (some fan, I know) but this description reminds me of Bogey.
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    Artificial intelligence

    What’s the best site to use to create one of these and start raking in the doe? I’m so done with teaching and saving the world. The profession has become a joke. Or maybe it’s just my district idk.
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    Artificial intelligence

    Lmao.
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    R.I.P JazzHoops

    Is Jazzhacks still going strong?
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    Netflix recs?

    Society of the Snow is excellent. A far better film than Alive.
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    Dr Jones’ Black Desert Resort

    I don’t live in Utah and don’t have as close a relationship with Trout or UGLI as Dala and Archie do, respectively, but I don’t recall any such thing. Hell, UGLI went out of his way to try to find me some sweet digs with a helipad. Poor soul. Such a sweet kid.
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    Colonoscopy

    Bring lube.
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