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Pre Game



Let’s beat Utah at home for a change! It’s not like the altitude should make a difference



Can’t sleep on the jazz. They’ve been playing good ball and have beaten some really good teams.



Gotta beat the teams you should beat when you’re defending champs



Oh good it’s a nationally televised game. That means Jamal will actually try this time /s



I read on some golden plates that Jokić was going to destroy the Jazz in this game.

Saw that too. An angel came down and grabbed them before I could see if we beat the spread though.



not to be superficial and weird, but who keeps telling nikola that he should get buzzcuts and why do they hate him?



W tonight mean we tie for 1st



It's so ****ed that there are two Carolinas. gtfo tbh



Man the Jazz pre-game highlight reel is some sad ****. I think there were like three clips of Greg Ostertag because they know they can't just show Stockton passes the whole time. Just show that Jordan game 6 winner on a loop and call it a day. What a gloomy franchise.



1st Half



Cool. This team can’t win in Utah so the play really doesn’t matter.



Nuggets are throwing the game becuase its all rigged



I can’t believe how bad they r playing. Get it together Nuggets! Embarrassing!



This game is more entertaining if you just imagine all the nuggets took a huge dose of acid for the first time and they don't know how to handle it.



Jokic gonna try for 16 turnovers and 12 steals tonight. Moving into his abstract period.



Okay, I'm pretty confident that I can now say that "this isn't much fun."



No defense tonight it’s embarrassing watching them tonight



Hmm…so neither team interested in defending. Never mind. Jazz just got interested.

Jok is going to have guard Collins on the perimeter and expend some energy.



I f’n hate this team sometimes!!! The way they make my highs and lows fluctuate so bad. I’m starting to think I have a bad relationship



This game is getting out of hand quick



Malone needs to get Murray off the ****ing court. Jesus christ.



If Jok isn't going to punish Utah for putting Collins on him defensively, it's going to be a rough game.



Utah has such a funny collection of players I think are pretty good but not really good. I’d hate to lose to them.



Murray is getting straight up CLAMPED by Agbaji



Olynyk is the goofiest looking mf in the nba



Jazz timeout on a 2-0 Nuggets run



Jokic and the Shanghai Sharks vs the Utah Jazz



Tony Hawk selling vitamins... **** im the oldest i might die tonight



PLAY DEFENSE stop letting them shoot open 3s



WAKE UP YOU ****IN BUMS.



They’ve won one game in Utah out of their last 13 tries this is normal apparently.



Jokic is constantly guarding no one on defense……. come on



If we’re gonna let Clarkson take wide-open elbow jumpers all night this is a losing hand.



Utah making everything. This will regress



Disaster



What the actual F is Jamal doing?



Letting Olynyk shoot that 3 wide open for 3seconds is pretty inexcusable. holy **** at least run at him



I still think we can win this game. Wanna know why? Because I smoked a bunch of weed.



Love it when these random trash teams come in and shoot 75% from 3 against us



god I hate that Finnish ****, i don’t even know why

Dude is too handsome



Only way teams can beat us is shooting lights out from 3



The nuggest are getting destroyed by G’League players



This is honestly embarrassing.



Our offense looks so flawless when nobody's dribbling the **** out of the ball tbh



They were up 33 in the first half in their last game at Milwaukee. They blew out Philli the game before that in Philli. They're on a hot streak.



clarkson is the least efficient scorer in the league but somehow manages to play like this against us every time



My god, rim protection



14-2 fast break points is absolutely insane



I'm getting progressively more worried each week that our energy issues are not necessarily a long-con strategy for the playoffs but some weird issue that hasn't been fixed. How many games do we have to play where we miss every possible shot and go into halftime down 20?



Can’t believe Jokic/Malone are 1-11 at Jazz home lol that’s insane



Trade mpj for markanen and Clarkson



What in the hell.



The Jazz are making the right 3rd pass every time we play good D and then we fail to rotate because we are playing with regular season intensity.

Add Murray missing his 3’s and playing a bit sticky, Braun passing open 3s and Jokic being passive and Utah’s hot shooting.



21-11 bench advantage for Utah. They aren’t deep. We should be making hay against their bench.



Ughhh the delta center music is terrible. ALso it highlights a bad trend where every retro song HAS to have a programmed “beat” under it. NO MORE actual instrumentation allowed ever again.



Utah just making every three now. Classic tale of letting an inferior team gain confidence.



Not going well at the moment.
Utah is 11-5 at home for a reason.



Utah went from making wide open shots to making bad shots. That’s what happens when you let teams take warm-up shots to start a game.



Respect to John Collins for his long time membership in the short shorts club



Ahhh why yes, playing down to our competition again



How are the Nuggets losing this badly to a team like Utah who has a losing record!?! They must’ve not shown up to the game!



This Jazz team made the Bucks fans boo for the first time in the history of Fiserv. Forum lmao. Doesn't feel too bad anymore.



Omg what a pathetic half from the entire Nuggs squad. Wtf is this



Welp. Put that half in the trash-bin with the rest of the rubbish. 70 points given up on 60/50% shooting splits.



I don’t understand how Utah’s roster can change over time, but they always seem to kick our *** in Utah.



****, gettin’ creamed…



Bench outscored 28-16 among the many horrors of that half.



Well, at least it’s not a national televised game. Sure hate to put up this embarrassing stinker in front of the nation…



Is Jamal’s ball-hogging him trying to get into the allstar game? I hope not. That’s a lost cause anyway.



Jok >> KCP > Murray > AG > MPJ



Utahs drive and kick game is killing us. Denver has no shot blockers or guys willing to take charges this game is pretty much done.



It looks like the Nuggets are punting on this game. I have to hit the hay so I hope I wake to see that they proved me wrong. Cheer them on stiffs.



We used to play our best regular-season basketball during 1st quarter. Not today obviously.



64% from the field is usually not sustainable just saying



Maybe I shouldn't have laughed at the Bucks too much



We just can’t hit any wide open shots tonight. Amazing.



Jamal couldn’t get by Fontecchio. I had to look up his name



Sexton is quick



I'm going to need Utah to get a few less offensive rebounds lol



The only person I want taking shots is Jokic. Why the hell do we get a Gordon iso drive against 2 ****ing defenders.



Bro the jazz announcer looks like he got struck by lightning on his way to the arena.



Should I be concerned I'm not worried their down?



It's too late to be playing basketball in Utah. That's what's going on here.



Jazz cashing in on every mistake and shooting lights out again.



Murray with a zero pass 18 dribble possession that ends with him taking a awful shot. Make the game easier on yourself



That's like the 5th time one of our guys went for a layup and just violently bounced the ball off the backboard.



Jokic with the assist to Kessler



Why on defense do we guard 5 feet away from them around the perimeter



Down 18 at halftime my goodness



I can’t watch this, but I want to watch it but I can’t watch this but I want to watch it ahhhhhh I guess I’ll watch it



Seems to me Ainge is building this Jazz team to counter our size. He got Collins in the last off season which I thought was a weird move. But Lauri, Collins and Kessler should match up well against Jokic, MPJ and AG.



Jokic has 15/5/6 and hasnt missed a shot and they are still down by almost 20



What a ****ing embarrassing first half. Are we just cursed against Utah? I don’t understand



What a way to end a half. You let them get off a shot with two seconds left and give them an and1? What the **** are we watching? How is a two seed putting up this low of lows in the easiest part of their season





2nd Half



Gave up 71 in the first half. They always play weird in Utah



Gordon sucks tonight but the bright side says Utah can't shoot like that in the second half.



*Currently down by over 20. Team looked real sad tonight, especially since it’s one of the few times we actually get to watch them thanks to Altitude. Rather have wins than meaningless stats.



Coming out of half and they didn’t even ****ing try and change a goddamn thing.



Why are they so ****ing lucky



Nuggets are shooting 42/20/75, Jazz are shooting 64/50/83, this won't last forever.



Are the Nugs playing super sloppy or actually getting outplayed that badly tonight? Or are the Jazz just that on fire? They seem to be getting everything their way this half.



Me drinking diet dr peppers like beers and forgetting they aint beers. Now I just have energy and sadness instead of the typical belligerant and anger.



Utah is hot right now lets not forget they did just beat the BUcks and the Sixers just recently but like I said Utah is our Kryptonite we can't play well in their buildings at all



3 nuggets under the hoop and Utah gets the rebound



Looks like Joker is claiming 9-10 dependents on his taxes this year, SMFH



Lauri playing like the real MVP, just get everyone off the court, this is getting embarrassing



Gentlemen. i cant take anymore. good night



Kind of depressing that the best game for Jamal this season and only the 2nd game he’s scored 30 or more was against the Pistons who are the worst team in NBA history



4.35 am and I am watching this. What is wrong with me?!



**** are annoying af lol they're just straight up playing better than us



Remember the good old days, when the Nuggets could clown this team dressing only 7 players? Pepperidge Farms remembers.



bookies take the wheel



we look like assholes tonight



The best thing about this game is that it will end. And **** duke.



My dog just farted and it stinks less than our D tonight



I love when we hit ****ing bricks when they’re wide open and they sink them like it’s nothing



Olynyk 3. Thanks, I hate it



Markkinen just went around Braun like he wasn’t even there



Would be pretty dope if we put KCP on Sexton in the second half. Literally zeroo reason to have Murray guarding him.



I'm sorry but these Jazzes are a good ball club. No superstars, all hustlers, great shooting, great defense. I like em.



Pulled within 13… then our trash defense plus mal basketball terrorism called game

Espn didnt have much written about Jazz winning in script. They kinda strugglin to call tonight.



Get it down to 8 going into the 4th and there’s a chance



I swear Utah is our Kryptonite we always can't play well at all in Utah We lost by 20 last year as well



Utah is running some fantastic actions, lot of cutters lot of good looks at the rim



I really don’t think the NBA should allow 14 year olds to coach basketball

Has to be some sort of labor law violation



What an embarrassment tonight.



Getting blown out



Worst game of the season for everyone else on the team



tell MPJ and Jamal to do literally anything to be a positive on the court



Good lord, help yourselves! Got it down to a 12 point game and then played just gutless on both ends, now it’s back to 20

Bad game from EVERYONE. Even Jok- poor game by his standards



Utah is a short flight. We’re on 2 nights rest. I can’t defend this effort.



man, how about ****ing trying.



I think Murray’s lack of passing to anyone othe rthan JOkic is starting to take a real toll on MPJ, KCP and Gordon. Chemistry and hustle just ain’t there



Hardy is a damn good coach. Jazz running some good actions



Utah still hitting 56%.



This is an *** whooping



Hate to say it but Hardy looks like a way better coach than Malone. He actually challenges calls….imagine that



I hate looking at dumb Utah fan faces and seeing the smug satisfaction.



Held them under 30 in a quarter!



Maybe we just need an *** beating once every 7 or 8 games to stay sharp. Seems like a fine plan.



99.4% chance of Utah win (ESPN).
So they still think we have a chance.



Utah has taken 68 shots to our 59 and are still hitting 54% from the field.



Clarkson would look nice coming off our bench.



probably the worst transition offense in the league. Pretty lame when you have athletes like AG and Pwat



RJ not getting by Kessler lol



Utah has awesome fans. late at night on wed for a 500 team and arena is full for garbage time.



Everyone obviously forgetting the Utah curse. Had no chance tonight.



ALmost every game we lose is due to Jamals poor play. He’s streaky injury prone and can’t keep his guy in front of him. He’s like AI or Melo. I think all of his knee injuries have caught up with him TBH.



Finally making a solid run and MPJ runs into three defenders on a drive attempt and then 7 straight points for Utah lmao



We are down 21 what the ****



This is the biggest ****ing joke of a game I’ve seen this year. Joker looks like a fat **** who can’t play and Jamal Murray is a ****ing loser piece of ****. I swear to god I hate Jamal Murray so ****ing much. What a waste of space. **** you man.



Is there anyone else that wants to play some ball on this team tonight?



Who gives a s*** when you are getting embarrassed in Utah again.



Now this is just downright pathetic



Darn Jazz!



This is nothing more than a straight up Vegas fixed game by the Nuggets tonight to lose me my parlay. Take note folks, even the nba champions are part of Vegas’s daily match fixing business!



Why is team playing so tired. 2 days rest and not long travel. Not ready to play intense tonight when they have a sit at first place. Deflating to watch.



Too bad the rest of the team forgot we have a game tonight!!!



That was some hypnotic ball movement, my goodness.



Nice defensive effort! Oh wait no that sucked.



They always start slow and the 3rd quarter is usually bad for us. We need to start games quicker and play with leads.



Murray having yet another terrible game this season...



I'm here in Utah, this is embarrassing



How in the world they let teams under.500 to dominate them so bad, lazy defense, no one but Nikola can’t do anything



The bench’s bench is playing better than the bench



Until this game, Nuggets were 17-0 against teams with losing record this season.





Post-Game



Can’t win if you don’t make shots and you add no defense to the mix! Talks about Murray being an all star won’t happen until he learns how to distribute the ball and not dribble the click to zero and take some ridiculous shot that no one can make! Gordon wants to be an all star show up for every game you don’t play for the lakers and your name is not Anthony Davis even thought you show up when you want like he does!



If there's one team that I can't stand losing is to the jazz.



Well that is a disappointing game to watch, I’m so speechless asf, jazz did a good job i give them that



Utah ahead of Warriors now ;D



Utah think they won the championship. Our boys weren’t event trying



Everybody scoring over 120 on us shessh



And people think Murray is an all star lol



Petition to move the Jazz, I don’t care if it’s a third LA team, Seattle, Tokyo, Johannesburg, hell even No Name Colorado, just save us from playing in that cursed city



Ouch that one hurt



Beating the jazz isn’t for everyone



**** man we just got OWNED BY THE JAZZ. Pls WIN THE NEXT GAME!!! Schedule definitely isn’t gonna get any easier.



Wtf was that



Stop losing against the Mormon team



You've just been Jazzed. I honestly don't actually have any smart comments to make because this team hasn't had good wins in a bit.



Denver was not ready for Utah’s intensity.



BAN GAMES IN SALT LAKE CITY



So many uncomfortable things this team needs to address



Pretty dog **** performance from the whole team tonight, maybe besides Jokic. I know everyone was bitching at Murray, but Porter had 5 points. That’s unacceptable



I agree it sucked, but losing to a red hot Jazz team in their court where we're historically bad in the Jokic era is nowhere near our worst loss this season. Although I agree the nuggets seemingly decided to collectively not show up, except Jok (who had some pretty costly mistakes himself).



Ill glady admit I don't pay enough attention to the rest of the league to realize how good the jazz have been recently



They said on the broadcast that was the most we’ve been down all year



Now 18-1 to sub .500 teams. Dammit



3rd stringers made it look way better.



Murray without Jokic on the floor: -27.2 Net Rating

Detroit Pistons: -13.1 Net Rating

**** kinda sick **** is this bro. What the **** is a -27



Update: Still burping nasty watermelon...

Also: Can't wait for All-Star voting to end so Murray can go back to being Murray. I swear his hero ball **** is influenced by this



So, where did we go wrong? Are the jazz getting better, is our defense lacking like a Swiss cheese? What did we miss? Becaus yea overall we are winning 7/3 last 10 matches and having the worst 2 (thunders and these mofos) what should the team swap in the defense to get us a solid block again …. Just ranting hate seeing the nuggets lose and losing money



I was like "well when they stop shooting 65% from 3 then we'll have a game" and then they stopped and the game was the same



Murrays playing for an all star or all nba spot so he can get more money instead of team ball to win. He’s going full Embiid and being selfish



We have a good record but our bench is ****in us



1-15 in our last 16 regular season games in Utah. The Jazz are just a bunch of altitude merchants.



The Jazz are what everyone thinks the Nuggets are smh



Jokic in January has missed 12 field goals and 4 free throws…



Multi million dollar athletes with 3 days of rest playing like they’re working a dead end job they hate. Never understood why we’re so bad off days of rest.



Markkanen looks like the poster child for BYU.



Olinyk looks like an ultimate Frisbee player. That's it, that's the joke



Hate to say it but I do kinda like this Utah team



Quotes from around the league



Utah are rolling rn



Starting 2024 off with "2023 champions Nuggets getting blown out by 12-rank Utah" was not what I expected. Probably went in it with trap game mentality and got killed by it is the only thing I can assume.



The Jazz are very good. Kris Dunn is a defensive savant. They have blown out Bucks and Denver back to back



Murray is a problem. Dude is a champion and now he thinks he's an iso god.

He's a volume chucker who is only good because of Jokic.

A total bum.



Jazz out of nowhere lol



Last 7 games for the Jazz:

DEN - W
MIL - W
PHI - W
BOS - L
DET - W
DAL - W
MIA - W

WTF is happening in Utah.



Like their toughest stretch of the year and they're killing it lmao



Hide yo playoff spot, them Jazz playing Mormons are coming for it.



Rooting for the Jazz so long as we don't face them!!



the jazz are 0.5 GB of the lakers for the last playin spot



The Finnisher Finnished all over them



Somethings up in the air in Utah fs



At the end of the 4th, why did the Nuggets garbage-time players actually look 10x better than the starters (minus Jokic)??? Was I imagining that, or...



Feels like they're the just out there balling. Not contending, not tanking, just playing ball and letting things happen.



Is Hardy a top 5 coach?
 
Maybe I shouldn't have laughed at the Bucks too much
Lol.
Espn didnt have much written about Jazz winning in script. They kinda strugglin to call tonight.
So true. They saw probably hours of prepwork on Nuggets greatness go down the toilet because we denied them using any of it.
I was like "well when they stop shooting 65% from 3 then we'll have a game" and then they stopped and the game was the same
This guy gets it. Both teams finished 13/33 from 3.
Olinyk looks like an ultimate Frisbee player. That's it, that's the joke
Finally one of these beauties!! Ive missed them so much!
 
This game is more entertaining if you just imagine all the nuggets took a huge dose of acid for the first time and they don't know how to handle it.

still think we can win this game. Wanna know why? Because I smoked a bunch of weed.

Well, at least it’s not a national televised game. Sure hate to put up this embarrassing stinker in front of the nation…

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FWooDCkkkVQ&pp=ygUfcm9ja3kgbW91bnRhaW4gaGlnaCBqb2huIGRlbnZlcg%3D%3D
Not sure this what Mr Denver was going for.
 
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"Me drinking diet dr peppers like beers and forgetting they aint beers. Now I just have energy and sadness instead of the typical belligerant and anger."

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