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Welcome to the first ever Jazzfanz salary cap draft Current Draft addition.

Why My Team Is Better Than Everyone Else's And Totally 100% True

Ladies and gentlemen, behold Hornacekamania, a basketball juggernaut forged in the fires of genius, that obliterates opponents on both ends of the court with ruthless precision! On offense, this squad is a supernova of scoring brilliance: Luka Doncic, the maestro of the hardwood, weaves 30+ PPG and 8+ APG with surgical playmaking, slicing defenses with step-backs and no-look passes that leave jaws on the floor. Pair him with DeMar DeRozan, the mid-range monarch, dropping 20+ PPG with clutch daggers, and you’ve got a duo that can torch any defense in isolation or pick-and-roll chaos. Lauri Markkanen, a 7-foot sniper, rains 40%+ threes while adding 20+ PPG, stretching the floor to unguardable dimensions, while Coby White’s lightning-fast 20+ PPG and 40% 3PT shooting punish sagging defenders. Chet Holmgren’s pick-and-pop stretch-5 game and Brandon Miller’s rising 15-20 PPG keep the attack relentless, with Draymond Green’s 7+ APG high-post wizardry tying it all into a fluid, mismatch-exploiting machine—expect 120+ PPG, rivaling the NBA’s most explosive offenses.

Defensively, we are is an impenetrable fortress: Draymond Green, the All-Defensive savant, orchestrates chaos with switch-everything versatility, while Holmgren’s rim-erasing blocks (2+ BPG) fortify the paint. Herbert Jones and Alex Caruso, twin terrors of perimeter defense, lock down wings and guards with 1.5+ SPG each, turning All-Stars into afterthoughts. Jonas Valančiūnas adds rebounding muscle (10+ RPG), ensuring second-chance points are a myth for opponents. This unit’s top-5 defensive rating, fueled by length, IQ, and relentless hustle, smothers pick-and-rolls, zones, and fast breaks alike. This group isn’t just a team—it’s a dynasty, built to outscore, outsmart, and outdefend any of you, from Toddychurch’s AD-led bruisers to Thee’s Wembanyama dreams, ready to claim the NBA crown!

And my starters are Luka/Demar/Lauri/Draymond/Chet with tons of substitutions and switches as I am filled with so many players that can play every position. Once you think you have the answers, I change the Question.
 
Hornacekamania said:
Why My Team Is Better Than Everyone Else's And Totally 100% True

Ladies and gentlemen, behold Hornacekamania, a basketball juggernaut forged in the fires of genius, that obliterates opponents on both ends of the court with ruthless precision! On offense, this squad is a supernova of scoring brilliance: Luka Doncic, the maestro of the hardwood, weaves 30+ PPG and 8+ APG with surgical playmaking, slicing defenses with step-backs and no-look passes that leave jaws on the floor. Pair him with DeMar DeRozan, the mid-range monarch, dropping 20+ PPG with clutch daggers, and you’ve got a duo that can torch any defense in isolation or pick-and-roll chaos. Lauri Markkanen, a 7-foot sniper, rains 40%+ threes while adding 20+ PPG, stretching the floor to unguardable dimensions, while Coby White’s lightning-fast 20+ PPG and 40% 3PT shooting punish sagging defenders. Chet Holmgren’s pick-and-pop stretch-5 game and Brandon Miller’s rising 15-20 PPG keep the attack relentless, with Draymond Green’s 7+ APG high-post wizardry tying it all into a fluid, mismatch-exploiting machine—expect 120+ PPG, rivaling the NBA’s most explosive offenses.

Defensively, we are is an impenetrable fortress: Draymond Green, the All-Defensive savant, orchestrates chaos with switch-everything versatility, while Holmgren’s rim-erasing blocks (2+ BPG) fortify the paint. Herbert Jones and Alex Caruso, twin terrors of perimeter defense, lock down wings and guards with 1.5+ SPG each, turning All-Stars into afterthoughts. Jonas Valančiūnas adds rebounding muscle (10+ RPG), ensuring second-chance points are a myth for opponents. This unit’s top-5 defensive rating, fueled by length, IQ, and relentless hustle, smothers pick-and-rolls, zones, and fast breaks alike. This group isn’t just a team—it’s a dynasty, built to outscore, outsmart, and outdefend any of you, from Toddychurch’s AD-led bruisers to Thee’s Wembanyama dreams, ready to claim the NBA crown!

And my starters are Luka/Demar/Lauri/Draymond/Chet with tons of substitutions and switches as I am filled with so many players that can play every position. Once you think you have the answers, I change the Question.
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Pm me a lineup
 
Hornacekamania said:
Why My Team Is Better Than Everyone Else's And Totally 100% True

Ladies and gentlemen, behold Hornacekamania, a basketball juggernaut forged in the fires of genius, that obliterates opponents on both ends of the court with ruthless precision! On offense, this squad is a supernova of scoring brilliance: Luka Doncic, the maestro of the hardwood, weaves 30+ PPG and 8+ APG with surgical playmaking, slicing defenses with step-backs and no-look passes that leave jaws on the floor. Pair him with DeMar DeRozan, the mid-range monarch, dropping 20+ PPG with clutch daggers, and you’ve got a duo that can torch any defense in isolation or pick-and-roll chaos. Lauri Markkanen, a 7-foot sniper, rains 40%+ threes while adding 20+ PPG, stretching the floor to unguardable dimensions, while Coby White’s lightning-fast 20+ PPG and 40% 3PT shooting punish sagging defenders. Chet Holmgren’s pick-and-pop stretch-5 game and Brandon Miller’s rising 15-20 PPG keep the attack relentless, with Draymond Green’s 7+ APG high-post wizardry tying it all into a fluid, mismatch-exploiting machine—expect 120+ PPG, rivaling the NBA’s most explosive offenses.

Defensively, we are is an impenetrable fortress: Draymond Green, the All-Defensive savant, orchestrates chaos with switch-everything versatility, while Holmgren’s rim-erasing blocks (2+ BPG) fortify the paint. Herbert Jones and Alex Caruso, twin terrors of perimeter defense, lock down wings and guards with 1.5+ SPG each, turning All-Stars into afterthoughts. Jonas Valančiūnas adds rebounding muscle (10+ RPG), ensuring second-chance points are a myth for opponents. This unit’s top-5 defensive rating, fueled by length, IQ, and relentless hustle, smothers pick-and-rolls, zones, and fast breaks alike. This group isn’t just a team—it’s a dynasty, built to outscore, outsmart, and outdefend any of you, from Toddychurch’s AD-led bruisers to Thee’s Wembanyama dreams, ready to claim the NBA crown!

And my starters are Luka/Demar/Lauri/Draymond/Chet with tons of substitutions and switches as I am filled with so many players that can play every position. Once you think you have the answers, I change the Question.
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Guy talks about his defense for an eternity and then proceeds to say how only two of those guys even start.
 
These are the matchups for the second round. Team F had the most votes of all the losing teams so they advance to round two. Second round starts on Monday.

Team D vs Team F

Team A vs team E

Team H vs Team B
 
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