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I played high school football. My wife was adamant about not letting our boys play. Eventually, I joined that camp. Then I learned how they actually teach kids to tackle around here (not leading with head, using shoulders, etc) and I wanted them to play again. My wife finally acquiesced when my...

I wear a watch for a couple of reasons. I’ve found over time that if I pull out my phone to check the time or look at the calendar or respond to a text or whatever, I end up staying on my phone waaay too long. I can do those things on my watch and not get lost on my phone.

I hope for the best for everyone, but why fly from Japan to China to Ethiopia to Ireland to Chicago? Why not go from Japan to the states? Seems weird to me, a non-world traveler.

They’re reaching out about getting the moon on the front page of all google search results.

Wow, someone is butt hurt.

The condition of the roads along the Wasatch Front is utterly appalling. Literally cannot drive on any road without feeling like I’m on a roller coaster that’s falling down.

I’ve never heard it called that. Kinda funny.

Oh **** dude, I’m so sorry.

Thanks for the call. I would have enjoyed that as well.

I hate being an adult and having household responsibilities. I’m currently without a dishwasher. Mine broke and I can’t figure out what’s wrong with it. Replaced two parts already. I have some sort of animal burrowing in my front yard. Not a mouse or a vole,, but something bigger. The kind that...

I have calmed down as a driver as well. A little. Now I just call them a ****ing ******* and get on with my life. Until some ****ing assholes makes me lock up the brakes and still end up 1/2” from their bumper. That happened today while I was already frustrated from **** going wrong. I had the...

Even middle of the day trips during the week is a different crowd. Saturday was a different version of the weekend warrior that has no real idea how to shop in a Home Depot.

Home Depot on a Saturday. Holy **** balls, I’ll never do that again.

It’s more about getting the **** away from the city. Any city. And heat. I would love nothing more than to live somewhere that I’d want to hop on a 4 wheeler to go see my neighbor. My problem is I have no skills that make that plausible.

I keep Telling my wife we should move to Montana.

We all know this will NEVER happen.

I’ve never driven a lifted vehicle in any way, shape, or form. I have no need to overcompensate for my peepee size. And I hate Fords, so there’s that, too. I do drive a one ton truck, but that’s only because I have a big camping trailer that I pull. Tried pulling it with my 1/2 ton and it was...

If I were them, I’d be on my knees begging.

Sounds like you belong in the right lane. Move the **** over.