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Hayward needs to work on his acting. Yes, the plan is to tank, but the trick is to not be so blatant about it. The Washington Generals are more convincing.

We could use a second shooter

Most underpaid employee in the Jazz organization: AV dude in charge of putting together "highlight" videos.

My feed froze with the Jazz up 2-0. Jazz looking good!

Am I the only one who is extremely bothered by the nested double quotes in the thread title?

I still like The Grob-Stopper Bear Tower

"chuking" = "choking" + "puking"? But to the topic of the thread, I agree that if Hayward continues to shoot, eventually he won't miss 16 shots. Am I mis-remembering that most of his misses were short?

Jazz have 4 players on the court with a jersey number ending in "0". This might be a record.

Got you covered

Please don't Corbin my thread.

google.com also, https://sagarin.com/sports/nbasend.htm

I've been working on this list today, considering a range of factors from "assessing mismatches and rapidly analyzing possible options" to "knowing which basket to shoot at." So far I've got this: 30. Utah Jazz

Surprisingly, it does take into account margin of defeat. If you go by pure wins/losses, Sagarin says that the Jazz are by far the worst team. But consider the scores, and they do better. Probably because of some of their early on close games against good teams, and their strength-of-schedule...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - BREAKING NEWS

Leaving his home and darting through his living room in his haste to get to work this afternoon, Corbin, thinking that he had grabbed the document titled "Game Plan: 11/18/13 Jazz vs. Warriors", instead mistakenly picked up "Mickey Mouse: Dot-to-Dot and Coloring Book."

Tult

I just pour a bottle of doTerra on all of my meals before eating them. I've never been sick, AND have acquired x-ray vision.

Last post: 11/10. I'm guessing he violated his parole?

I enjoyed this. It was a refreshing change of pace from all of dat "dat/doe" doe, tbh.

No one here wants the Jazz to lose. We just want them to not win.