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Yeah, the Rockets and about 20 other teams in the league.

He just turned 20. The most extensive wanking experience anyone has comes between the ages of 12 and 20, does it not?

Because, as many suspected when the Luka trade was made, the Lakers cannot defend.

Kessler would start on a couple of contenders right now.

Well, the plan was likely different to begin with back in 2003. The Jazz were supposed to be the worst team not just in the league but perhaps in NBA history. Of course, some goofy kid from Russia added like 30 wins to the win column almost singlehandedly. The Jazz may well have ended up...

37% shooting against a team without a single player who's a positive on the defensive end.

Austria's football team qualified for the 1938 World Cup but were forced to withdraw after Hitler's Anschluss and the subsequent disbanding of the team. That's the only thing I can think of that comes close.

The Jazz looking they've never played together. No plays run and no passing. Just random players hoisting up contested threes.

If Flagg isn't "the guy" then I really don't know who the guy would be.

I assume and hope Richardson gets waived. I also constantly assume that he's that guy I wanted when he was on GSW a few years back. To replace Giriček.

If the season started today and the Jazz were trying to win, we're probably a play-in team.

Man, Kessler's starting to get that Gobert-level respect where people are afraid to go up against him inside.

I hope we end up with Kevin Durant just so we can buy out another washed up ex-MVP.

Key has the touch of an uncle with a criminal record.

Trust me, even decades later, I haven't forgotten any of those parts.

I guess I should've made peace with the kind of franchise we are long ago. We're the guy driving the hot girl we're desperately in love with in a Toyota Celica to the house of the captain of the football team so he can **** her every which way until Sunday. And then she will tell us all...

Picks aplenty. Bunch of young players. Several win-now players if they really are so deluded as to think downgrading their best player will make them more successful than last year.

The most baffling thing is that anyone would be dead-set on getting the 2025 Anthony Davis. I mean, you have a player that 27 out of the 29 other teams in the league would probably trade anyone on the roster for, and you don't shop around, you go "Yes, the time has come! We can finally get...

He's a guy about to turn 32 who's been healthy exactly one season this decade and who peaked 7 years ago. I'm not sure he's in some whole other category compared to even Lauri, let alone some other players around the league that teams would've surely given up for Luka.

Of course we're involved helping Luka move to the team every fanbase, including ours, hates the most in the league. We couldn't somehow be involved in this by actually getting Luka, despite having infinitely more assets than the Lakers. Great job, Danny.