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I am from Utah. I am from a golden era of purple and teal and some snow colored jerseys. I now live in a state that has legalized gambling, far away from Utah. But everybody knows I'm a Jazz super fan, mostly because it's so incredibly rare here. They all asked me what they should bet on for...

Yeah, I got this one really, really wrong, lol. My bad.

I agree. I absolutely abhor this franchise, particularly its current iteration. We have to win

I rarely post and do not know you, and you are likely a very nice guy or lady. But I believe you are drunk, or possibly on Ketamine right now. This roster carries zero resemblance to the Jailblazers roster of the late 90s that was loaded with serious NBA talent at a very, very high price. I...

Oooopppssss... bad call I guess? At least for now. I believe I'll have an order of sh*tcakes.

Meh, I guess. I would've liked a pick in there. But he wasn't that good of a trade asset, and apparently it's more important to have this fake race drama going on.

Yikes. It really is the slowest of the slow season right now.

I know folks here are nice guys and the world needs more of that. But this is sports. It's not that serious. Being a sports fan is a cold world, so you need to button up. You have like a 1 in 32 chance of getting what you want. IF YOU'RE A JAZZ FAN YOU ROOT FOR BOTH OF THESE TEAMS TO EAT CAT...

False. They have not had any #1 picks. They've had some Top 5s in weak drafts, but mainly float in the #9 - #14 range. You can look this up.

Errrr... youthful athleticism is exciting and fun and stuff, but it doesn't win NBA games. The OKC Thunder Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook and Serge Ibaka, who were all significantly more talented and athletic than anybody on this Jazz team. They were also very young. That team went on to win...

This is such an odd post. I'm really sorry for coming off as condescending, but are you like new to watching NBA basketball or something? The absolute worst spot a team can be in, particularly a small market team, is mediocre. Do you want to be the Sacramento Kings? You now, pretty sh*tty...

I like this guy ^. I don't care about either of them. I don't have "feelings" any more when it comes to the NBA. I have lived through the 90s pain of being a Jazz fan. Your team sucks? They had some painful losses in the playoffs??? Your fan base is sad about it? I hope they both get boiled...

Well, I'm over it. They'll finger it out. Meanwhile, I thought I was g@y but I'm fully turned on by this lady tennis match on TV. It's Serena vs Estonia nerd babe. Any else watching this? Sexiest event of the year. Got me rethinking myself at age 40. Oh, for the prediction portion I...

This team is trash. There is nothing "stacked" about it. I don't even want to bore us all with the intricacies, but this team is bad, and that's fine. Who cares at this point. It's a garbage pale kid team.

This absolutely sounds like a list of male celebrities with tremendous sex appeal.

For me, this thread has become like a low grade drug that's oddly addicting because you live in a sh*t area of Wyoming and there is nothing else going on. The drug is so bad it's not even illegal yet, it's just sold at the sketchy gas station one county over. But I'm still trying it every day...

Honestly, 2 seasons. I'm not trying to be a diznick but people on here are damaged. The Jazz are - hands down - the second best small market run team in the league. New Orleans now being first - as soon as they hired some guys that actually cared they became very real. Now they're giving...

This is the most brutal time of the year to be an NBA fan, or a sports fan in general. It's just awful - If you think about it people literally just resort to making up fairy tales like they did during boring times in 1132 BC. Over 10 years ago, I was an active alcoholic who got assigned to a...

I can co-sign this. Total d*ck. I was 11 and said "you're Bobby Hansen!!!" and he said "I'm whoever you want me to be, but you leave me the f*ck alone." I didn't even ask for anything. I was just excited. F*ck that guy, I hope he gets waterboarded with steaming hot diarrhea instead of water.