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    4 days feels like four-ever

    It would be fun. We would all complain about Eaton's free throw shooting and wonder what it would be like to watch Favors play next to a center who had an offensive game. I remember how Eaton used to get slaughtered by fans. Just like Oysterbag did. Wasn't till Eaton retired that he was...
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    Ummm Jazz in talks for Jimmer?

    This screams John Travolta without the hair paint. Gross.
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    Andray Blatche - Amnesty (5th Big)

    Blatche produced more for his team than Jimmer.
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    Gregory "Skippy" Miller

    Skip has been quiet for a long time . Hasn't stepped on his tongue recently. Is he on vacation? By the way... Did a search for "miller" and you should see the thread tags, cracked me up.
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    New Jazz Dancer Audition Video Is Up

    What you really need to be embarrassed about is that all the silhouetted figures are actually drag queens. They only used real women for the actual face pics.
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    Kings sign Aaron Brooks - Jimmer on way out?

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    Kings sign Aaron Brooks - Jimmer on way out?

    Well if he would have listened to Austin Collie magic would happen. It's obvious Jimmer wasn't living right or he wouldn't have the excessive dribbling and wouldn't have lost his shot. Can't wait until they start popping out little jimmer's left and right. I am looking forward to the...
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    Kanter Review in the First Preseason Game

    Oh Man! Oh Man! Oh Man! Oh...... we should have drafted Jonas or Knight... Oh Man! Oh Man! Oh Man GIFSoup
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    ****official 2012 olympics thread****

    Political ploy by herbert to distract us from the fact that although Utah is awesome, the economy will stagnate without new growth.... I hate politics
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    Orrin Hatch destroys Dan

    I have known hatch for the last decade... I swear Utah does not know how lucky they are to have him. Lee is a joke and has no credibility at all. Hatch is good for Utah.
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    I got bad news about Marvin Williams

    Jazzfanz Mantra = Life is like a box of chocolates... Except when you bite one u realize it is poo. Just eat the chocolate, I am confident it is not full of corn. At least the Jazz are not the Nets. JJ's contract is devastating.
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    Nobody talkin about Dajievic for Shan Foster

    Does this mean we finally are flushing the toilet cobra CJ? Foster's arching Jimmer is smooth. Just say no to Miles bowl wipers!
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    Millsap/GSW Pick for Fredette/#5 Pick?

    Pardon me, there is no error. Fixed, "And yes, I'm a U fan and yes that makes me completely biased. But the Jazz winning basketball games is far more important to me than any college rivalry BullJimm!"
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    Millsap/GSW Pick for Fredette/#5 Pick?

    Don't you know that the only reason he sucked last year is because he needed a trial to give him strength? I for one bow at the feet of the golden calf Jimmer! He is the incarnate of Donny and Marie born into a chiseled body equal to only to Michelangelo's David? If the earth opened and...
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    Millsap/GSW Pick for Fredette/#5 Pick?

    I thought a stretch 5 was when Eaton or Osterbag stood at have court and screamed "illegal defense"!
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    ESPN NBA MOCK DRAFT 9.0 (includes Second Round)

    Ugh sorry... Bell was mad because Corbin only ran plays for Al. Not going to rehash garbage, but it is lunacy to think that Horny is not a good shooting coach. The jazz do not run plays for the guards to succeed. And yes my daughter poops in the toilet and my wife has a full rack of pearly...
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    ESPN NBA MOCK DRAFT 9.0 (includes Second Round)

    Yeah I totally agree, I used to knock out my wife's teeth when my 1 y/o couldn't poop in the toilet. I was like, your a girl she's a girl. Make her drop it in the hole. I think I will knock hornys teeth out now.
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    OMG, Noah Hartsock is going to work out for the Jazz.

    This reminds me of when I took my aunt to the prom. She felt sorry for me because I am short and fat. I tried to make out with her and she punched me in the sack.
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    You want D-Will back?!

    Who wouldn't want him back. The hate is because we can't have him. I feel like we copped out early. Like divorcing your high school sweetheart because she realized she was Julia Robbins.
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