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TIM: No, no. SLC: Yes.

Yeah, I think he has potential but this doesn’t seem like the game to continue the teach Keyonte an important lesson strategy. Whatever though, I trust Will.

Boob is about to pop out of halftime performer’s top. Someone make sure Tremendous Upside has his chaperone, please.

Tank fan Andy Larsen hopes we’ll win tonight, so there’s that.

This is why Danny was like, “See ya, Dramaman Bitchell.” Wasn’t going to get in a standoff like this.

Yeah, because you’re not the victim, you’re buds with the murderer. You’re Kato Kaelin, but hopefully with one of those new Broncos lol

Kings trading with Danny Ainge is a horror movie plot.

My new strategy to get you to STFU is to only speak to you in Kendrick Lamar diss lyrics. For this reply, let’s start with this one: “Like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.”

It’s like every televised session of congress no matter who is in the majority.

Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon - no matter how good you are, they're just going to knock the pieces over and strut around like they won.

If there's any similarity to another poster, it's Hotnickkky, in so far as they reach similar levels of irritation. They're clearly different, however, with Hotnickkkky's feminine exuberance giving off anime-loving soyboy and Tremendous Upside's raging confident idiocy giving off Trenchcoat...

Oh I agree. I was just doing “got a minor in creative writing” ********.

Gotta be bottom 8 and Ainge will make it happen, I’m sure. Good news is after next year we’re out from under the thumb of one of Lindsey’s few tragic mistakes.

I really want to know. How are you so consistently wrong about everything? Every single take. You're like ChatGPT for awful basketball opinions - and I'm not even criticizing, it's so remarkably consistent and constant that I'd even admire it if it were a troll job instead of your actual...

It depends on your level of pettiness. If you’re at Kendrick Lamar levels, for example, you’d actively root against the Cavs and hope for them to be blown out in a 4-0 sweep round one such that Mitchell starts leaking **** to the press blaming Mobley and it creates drama and Mitchell demands a...

Plus LA. That 2027 pick could be incredible if they avoid winning the lottery. LeBron should be done, AD might be on his last ankles, they have zero assets and a mediocre supporting cast. Going to be a very fun pick watch thread.

I still believe the most absurd (and thus most likely) option is us getting pick #2 and throwing the Harpers the best welcome to Utah party ever.

Narrator: that 30th pick was, indeed, stashed.

This deserves a nomination for JazzFanz post of the year.

The PHX pick will have more market value in a trade than those 3 picks bundled together, and one of them has to be used this year, with a roster already half composed of rookie contracts. Unless you’re heavily invested in the record of the SLC Stars, this is a non-issue.