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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    At the quantum level, we both won and lost the draft. Schroedinger’s Flagg.
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    It isn’t that I don’t like people who are wrong. It’s that I don’t like people who are defensive instead of curious, and so confident in their wrongness they’re a joke to everyone but themselves and that, ultimately, is the thing they’re most confidently wrong about.
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    Game Thread Mar 05, 2025 05:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Washington Wizards

    Does this bump us down to 2nd worst or is Charlotte still being perennially bad below us?
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    Game Thread Mar 05, 2025 05:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Washington Wizards

    This is such shameful tanking, I find the entire thing hilarious. Dennis Lindsey would never. Ainge is brutally, singularly focused.
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    Game Thread Feb 13, 2025 07:00PM MT: LA Clippers @ Utah Jazz

    We go body for body, I hand you a body, I'm probably a better masseuse. I really don't bother nobody, but they run it by me if I've got to clear out the room.
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    Game Thread Feb 13, 2025 07:00PM MT: LA Clippers @ Utah Jazz

    I know all rookies are bad at defense but he looks dizzy out there.
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    Game Thread Feb 13, 2025 07:00PM MT: LA Clippers @ Utah Jazz

    Honestly it’s good for Keyonte to get that potential game winner experience. Nice job Hardy.
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    Game Thread Feb 13, 2025 07:00PM MT: LA Clippers @ Utah Jazz

    The Clippers should be up 20. Wtf are they doing?
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    Jackpotting Around Podcast: Episode 28 - The People’s Champ Andy Larsen!

    Replying without reading comments (don’t want spoilers, just like Game of Thrones) that I’m really excited about this one. Diving in now.
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    We're tanking next year regardless unless Danny thinks he has enough with the current group + a top draft pick + a top 20 player/potential player that wants to come in free agency or is available for trade. Would we have enough with, say, the current group + pick #4 + Giannis? I don't know.
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    Game Thread Feb 12, 2025 07:00PM MT: Los Angeles Lakers @ Utah Jazz

    Ainge is putting on his old jersey so we don't have to play with 4 players.
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    Game Thread Feb 12, 2025 07:00PM MT: Los Angeles Lakers @ Utah Jazz

    I legit screenshotted this for the next time I’m pissed about a win.
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    Game Thread Feb 12, 2025 07:00PM MT: Los Angeles Lakers @ Utah Jazz

    All I’m saying is a Collier-George-Lauri-Flagg-Kessler is disgustingly huge and agile. Would be a lot of fun to watch. Also if New Orleans gets the number one pick I’m going to rage.
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    Dallas trading Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis! Utah involved.

    Haha, fair: I find that particular spice pretty insufferable. I had to turn the latest episode off when he was (correctly but insufferably) berating Windhorst for not seeing the AD injury as symbolic of how bad the trade was. He was shrieky. Like you know how Tremendous Upside is wrong about...
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    Game Thread Feb 12, 2025 07:00PM MT: Los Angeles Lakers @ Utah Jazz

    Just got home from a long flight. Checked the box score. First I was pissed at the win, but then saw both George and Collier almost had triple doubles? And apparently it was highlight factory all night? I gotta watch this game.
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    Collier’s Future

    Let’s get to the more critical question: We still get to call him Thwomp, right? That doesn’t change now that he’s good?
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    Dallas trading Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis! Utah involved.

    I really like Windy and McMahon but Bontemps drives me nuts. Such an angry, prideful little man.
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    2024-25 Trade Rumors Thread

    Much like Favors’ plantar fasciitis or Hood’s explosive diarrhea, tankitis is a complicated, chronic condition that must be carefully managed.
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    2024-25 Trade Rumors Thread

    Did Tremendous Upside change his name or did he just recruit more of his particular breed of overly-confident idiot whose comments reveal a fundamental lack of basketball strategy to the forum? You know, so he isn’t lonely.
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