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    Rudy Gobert's first All-Star selection

    Muchas lágrimas cayendo de la cara de ese payaso
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    Rudy Gobert's first All-Star selection

    Thanks a mint, guy!
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    Rudy Gobert's first All-Star selection

    I am making this thread for a few reasons. 1). It's happening. With all the talk about clutch dominance, and his play of late being just fire, he's gotta be selected by the coaches to be an All-Star this year. Fan votes are dweebs. 2). It couldn't happen to a more deserving player. We have all...
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    Jazz vs Nets 5:30 mst.

    Lol Gobert just abusing Dinwiddie every time he’s driving.
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    Jazz vs Nets 5:30 mst.

    This is the first time in years I haven’t been to Barclays to see the Jazz. It’s weird watching the stream from home. But there are so many Utah fans in Brooklyn. Tons of douchey hipsters, too.
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    All Aboard the 2019-2020 Trans UJ Express Championship Trolley

    Lots of talk nationwide like this about Rudy. Dude's getting his first All-Star appearance. And how sweet it's going to be with Donkey Teeth Draymond's *** sitting at home beating up his own dick watching Finals replays from yesteryear, crying gently and using the tears as lubricant. Oh ****...
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    Jazz (26-12) at Wizards (13-25), Sunday 1/12/20, 1:30pmMT, 3:30pmET

    Jingles and Bojan will need to shoulder the load today.
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    Jazz (26-12) at Wizards (13-25), Sunday 1/12/20, 1:30pmMT, 3:30pmET

    Jesus Christ, peak Eva Mendes was the best time to be alive. Training Day was overall meh except for her. Eva make a white boy beg for leche
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    Game #38: Jazz vs. Hornets (7pm MST/9pm EST)

    Bradley can’t hang with JCo yet. His tolerance is like rookie year, barely out of Stanford JCo
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    Game #38: Jazz vs. Hornets (7pm MST/9pm EST)

    About Bradley...
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    Game #38: Jazz vs. Hornets (7pm MST/9pm EST)

    My boy @Ostertag>Duncan feisty tonight!
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    Game #38: Jazz vs. Hornets (7pm MST/9pm EST)

    Just thread that needle, good buddy.
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    Game #38: Jazz vs. Hornets (7pm MST/9pm EST)

    I don't have a lot of time to post chill-as-hell-UB-stylee content, but I was inspired to start this game thread because the Hornets logo is flat out disgusting: Is this a flying ant ******** out of a sad turtle's mouth? There is so much action happening in that insect's nether regions. I'm...
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    Want To Win Some Money? Take The Knicks On Wednesday Night

    Uhhh, last time I was there, I was (not proud) blackout drunk. Years ago, but I imagine I spent the equivalent of twelve pretzels on beer there. Oh capricious youth...
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    Want To Win Some Money? Take The Knicks On Wednesday Night

    You’re my boy, Blue!
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    Want To Win Some Money? Take The Knicks On Wednesday Night

    Are you going to the Jazz game at MSG in March? I'll be there and will buy you a lemonade and pretzel.
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    Quotes Pelicans' forums-"Smoothie king also built in Native American burial grounds."

    Exactly. You gave up custody of the Jazz when you were out giving hummers on Bourbon Street in the late 70's; the state intervened and gave the Jazz to a loving, nurturing LDS home that gave it food, shelter, and warmth...not cocaine, ***** beads, and drive-thru margarita stands. Now that the...
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    Quotes Pelicans' forums-"Smoothie king also built in Native American burial grounds."

    “We both know if anybody play jazz and Utah in the 1920s they'd go to jail for life” That’s the best one
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    Jazz vs. Pelicans (6:00 MT)

    Schools and diversity are the main reasons we want to move there.
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