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  1. UB

    New Orleans is last in the league at defending the three.

    Control BI, make a ****-ton of 3s...lift the Yellow Jersey Curse
  2. UB

    George "The Astro Van" Niang!

    Agreed. My signature has been supporting this portly bastard the whole time
  3. UB

    Game Thread Jan 06, 2021 5:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    I’m not stopping to take a good pic of MSG before i take a Njtransit train he at rush hour, you mother****ers
  4. UB

    Game Thread Jan 06, 2021 5:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    Crap pic of what hopefully won’t be a crap game
  5. UB

    Don’t be jelly.

    Christ when Trout was active here, he was goading me in to infractions all the time. Good memories...now we're all old washed up wrestlers trying to get our grown up kids to stop stripping for money and love us again
  6. UB

    Game Thread Jan 05, 2021 5:30PM MT: Jazz at Nets

    This is the first Jazz game in Brooklyn since I left the borough for the greener pastures of New Jersey. Get us a W boys, and possibly pee a little bit on those shameful Basquiat-inspired atrocity uniforms the Nets will be parading around in.
  7. UB

    Game Thread Dec 31, 2020 7:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Suns

    It's a trap game, folks. If the Jazz don't come out focused, we're looking at a 2-game losing streak here.
  8. UB

    2020/21 Utah Jazz championship train

    I'm getting on but I'm not paying and I'm farting on the cloth seats
  9. UB

    Gobert - Wow

    Goddamn right
  10. UB

    Game Thread Dec 28, 2020: Jazz at Thunder

    Thank Jesus now i can sleep
  11. UB

    Game Thread Dec 28, 2020: Jazz at Thunder

    “Picked up right where we left off...” -Utah Jazz slogan, 2021
  12. UB

    Game Thread Dec 28, 2020: Jazz at Thunder

    It's cool that I'm already dreading Jazz games only three games into the season.
  13. UB

    Game Thread Dec 23, 2020: Jazz at Trail Blazers

    In the future, can you just write "tuning up?" I'm easily excitable, and your post is giving me the vapors.
  14. UB

    Game Thread Dec 23, 2020: Jazz at Trail Blazers

    Jazz 121-Portland 107
  15. UB

    Don’t be jelly.

    Good looking, Dave. I’ll trade you a bottle of the finest raspberry lotion for that lovely shirt!!
  16. UB

    New green jerseys?

    These jerseys are very 2020: clearly just phoning it in
  17. UB

    Hughes & Mitchell : NY ties

    Let’s smoke weed together
  18. UB

    Hughes & Mitchell : NY ties

    And Donovan's not even really an NYC kid. Westchester aint NYC, although it often tries to be.
  19. UB

    Game Thread Dec 12, 2020: Jazz vs. Suns (Preseason)

    31 three point shots in the first half...never thought I’d see the day we’re on route to 60 in a game
  20. UB

    2020 NBA predictions from 1988!

    I love how everyone was getting so high back then
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