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  1. jazzlurker

    Trade With NOLA

    In #1 and #10 out "Jazz" nickname and Pistol Pete Jersey. Thoughts?
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    Big Al

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    Dont worry be happy. Stay positive. Use the secret.

    This makes me happy. Can you deep fry a bacon cheeseburger?
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    Pizza, Corn, and Cheezits someone get me a hammer!

    https://www.ehow.com/way_5544069_easiest-crack-walnuts-hickory-nuts.html If using a nutcracker, place one nut in the circular space at the end of the device. Squeeze the handles firmly until the nut cracks. If using a hammer, lay one of the nuts on its side directly on the flat surface. Raise...
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    Pizza, Corn, and Cheezits someone get me a hammer!

    Going to burn myself with hot pepperonis and hammer my family jewels flat. The world is over. The jazz are ruining my marriage.
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    Al please quit your day job.

    https://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/821/821088/deadewok_1190226639.jpg The pervs on the board need to shush. I was the dying ewok wicket tried to save me.
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    Al please quit your day job.

    How did you know I was Corky's stunt double? I also filled in for Alf, once in awhile. https://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger7.jpg
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    Al please quit your day job.

    He was much better as a movie star and a janitor. https://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/the-toxic-avenger-kaufman.jpg
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    Game #5: Hornets at Jazz, January 2nd 2012, 7:00 PM MST

    Is Howard the only player that understands to run the floor? He is always the first one there.
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    Difference Maker this Season and with this Team

    Lack of Turnovers. Their defense has been much better, but their turnovers have been much lower. I am not going to go geek out on stats, but scamming the boxscores you will see a huge difference.
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    Where did Sloan's senility go? New pills discovered?

    I thought "fetch" had 5 letters...
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    Steve Brown's awkward interviews.

    How can everyone pass up this brilliant quote? Squeezing off a 5 footer is disgusting.
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    Boxing Out

    How does a little flirting change Karl's ability to mentor AJ and Paul in the post. I am tired of the typical "oh Karl is a statutory rapist". Kids are kids, southern men are usually gentleman and like to flirt. do you hear him brag about all of the silent money he donated to utah's local...
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    Carlos Boozer out for 8 weeks right hand

    Sounds to me like he was punching the clown...
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    Kirelenko in Trade talks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I hear from my sources that the Jazz are really motivated to trade AK prior to Nov 9th. Blizzard is releasing Cataclysm. AK wants to be the first Mage to level to 85 on WoW. Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about. I saw a guild named Latter Day Soldiers.
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    Kirelenko in Trade talks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If this means the jazz can sign Dampier then :D> I am for it. If not then....
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    Any Rumored Camp Invitees?

    Hmmm... The only Ibin I have heard about was Ibin Humphanshiip. For some reason I remember velcro gloves. Not hairy hands.
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    Any Rumored Camp Invitees?

    i also heard from the porcelain rumor tank that Hu Phlungpoo was invited. He is a girthy 7 footer and has the nickname "Cobra". He is known to be a lane clogger.
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    Lebron Interview this Board Would Appreciate

    oops graphic removed link Some people have way too much time on their hands
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    Coal Aldrich

    If you think stat's can equate to a good player then the draft would not be a "crap" shoot. Quincy Lewis would have been Jordan, Kris Humphries = Dwight Howard, etc. You can put sprinkles on a Tu rd, but at the end of the day it's still a Tu rd. (WTF why is Tu rd censored?)
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