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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    The idea of Paschal was in fact the answer to our problems, and was personified by Desmond Bane but we had Doke waaaaaaay up there on our draft board. A screw up so humongous as to cost DL his job after the grand slam hits of Don & Rudy. This was my last season as a lifelong Jazz fan as...
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    In the draft absolutely. It's even fair to guess that if we'd drafted Bane the Don/Rudy window would have been extended another two or three years. As to FA's it's not like we get to bring in the cream of the crop from the FA market so Rudy Gay it was. Going back as far as Antoin Carr, Eric...
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    Exit Interviews

    So you were going to jettison Laurie to strain for a 25% chance at getting him? What was your plan to up the odds, ie outsmart the NBA?
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    Disgruntled Kessler?

    We all know he's ready to unleash that hellstorm onto the rest of the league. Victor who??
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    Disgruntled Kessler?

    That might spur his test-icles to drop so yeah.
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    Disgruntled Kessler?

    Hell naw. The kids trade value would be low right now and him having a 6 year NBA career is 50/50 at best. He needs the work and the humility.
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    Can Clarkson Return to Form Next Season?

    He gone. JC and JC were two gambles DA took last summer that clearly were disastrous for the team, in terms of unloading either of them without sending added assets. Conveniently though, we happen to have a Softer Kessler add-in that might bedazzle some team into biting on a deal with us.
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    Who should the Jazz bring back next year?

    Glad my votes joined the obvious consensus here. I was disappointed that Walker wasn't there for me to not vote for. I'm quite certain his career will end without him ever intimidating another NBA big. Boy is just hard wired too soft for this league. Yurt will never have the lateral quickness...
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    Game Thread Apr 14, 2024 01:30PM MT: Jazz at Warriors

    So for the 2nd year in a row our season ends with us fans pouting naked on the corner of the bed as we watch everyone else at the orgy having a great time. Thanks Ryan for managing our customer experience per your whims. The Qualtrics way feels much like a manipulated experience.
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    If KAT becomes available should Jazz be interested?

    This Isn't a leader and doesn't have the heart of a determined winner
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    What do the Jazz need to do to get back to winning and bring home some rings?

    But he legit got himself an Ainge brah. Those are, like, the rarest sneakers around!
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    Game Thread Apr 07, 2024 06:30PM MT: Jazz at Warriors

    Pro tip: Next time ask your Waiter to have the Cook add some Jazz Sauce (wink wink) and discretely palm her a fiver. Don't forget the winks or what happens next is on you not me.
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    Game Thread Apr 05, 2024 08:30PM MT: Jazz at Clippers

    I'd be very surprised if the final decision on all draft picks isn't DA's so assume the buck of culpability stops with him. I'd also assume the scouts have enough survival sense to avoid going overboard with their recommendations for any given player in their portfolio.
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    Game Thread Apr 05, 2024 08:30PM MT: Jazz at Clippers

    https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOG1waXF5aGx5OW53dW51bWVsNGJ0cm1mMGxkYzhwcGUwdTljZGk0cCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1ppuhabIU5Or7GEIrK/giphy.gif
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    Game Thread Apr 05, 2024 08:30PM MT: Jazz at Clippers

    I spoke at his funeral and recounted his advice and noted that not one member of our family had ever been hospitalized for a pierced colon. I don't like to brag, but that retelling of his wisdom had some of the attendees in tears. Now here I am 20 years on and tearing up a bit myself
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    Game Thread Apr 05, 2024 08:30PM MT: Jazz at Clippers

    My Granddaddy taught me early on to never use a broom handle for other than it's intended purpose no matter the temptation. It's advice I've heeded all my life to my great benefit.
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    Game Thread Apr 05, 2024 08:30PM MT: Jazz at Clippers

    Well I was trolling this boring azz Jazz team but actually do need the part so thanks :cool:
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    Game Thread Apr 05, 2024 08:30PM MT: Jazz at Clippers

    And best way to remove an obstruction from the middle of my gutter downspout? My arm doesn't reach that far.
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    Game Thread Apr 05, 2024 08:30PM MT: Jazz at Clippers

    Does anyone know where I can source a burner ignitor for my Frigidaire HM-2120 gas stove top? It's the big burner on the front right if that helps. Many thanks
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