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    I'm out for the season with "back spasms"

    I'm feelin' you mang. This is now a team of disjointed incidentals, each lashing their flagella wildly about in an inchoate scramble toward the cervix, errr, basket. Anyhoo, I do feel you.
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    Game Thread Feb 27, 2024 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Hawks

    Quin looks like he likes to ride through the car wash with the sunroof open.
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    Quotes from Spurs' forums-"Spurs playing weaker than Utah beer"

    Nah snark is fun but to actively court negativity is to propagate it. We gotta hang into some degree of positivity
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    Quotes from Spurs' forums-"Spurs playing weaker than Utah beer"

    Dunno about that. In a year or two Wemby is going to develop the magnetic pull that will draw a high B level star or two to sign with SA. If Pops retires and they are also able to bring in one of his hot young proteges (cough cough) and SA could accelerate with haste.
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    Quotes from Spurs' forums-"Spurs playing weaker than Utah beer"

    Thanks JA Though these are much less fun now that we are back in the irrelevant zone.
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    Walker Kessler Bench Appreciation Thread

    He's just soft soft soft. And nice. No snarl whatsoever. Fine for college ball, too great a liability when his game is so unidimensional.
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    Game Thread Feb 22, 2024 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Hornets

    Clarkson is like an Ex Wife to me - I treasure the good times he's shown us but I'm over him. That was my great disappointment of the trade deadline. I really wanted him moved.
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    2024 NBA Draft Mega Thread

    Yeah, but God favors US, no?
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    The Rest of the Season Plan - Kind Of

    Yup. Brice is Jimmer with cornrows at this point in his development. Soft & finesse oriented
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    Will we ever win a ring?

    We've had two team-eras featuring paired HOF players, assuming Rudy gets in and he will. I'm curious to know how that stacks up against other franchises.
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    Game Thread Feb 14, 2024 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Lakers

    I think the clunky play of Hendricks is going to allow defenders to focus even more on Laurie and he's going to get frustrated as hell on offense.
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    Game Thread Feb 14, 2024 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Lakers

    Agreed. I predict Markkenen will hit end of season having talked his Wife into the charms of OKC living.
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    Game Thread Feb 14, 2024 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Lakers

    DA/RS' big picture strategy is now clear: Allow your new young coach to work with his best tools before trade deadline. Let the team excel to their best potential to allow said coach to build a good reputation in the league and get the fans good and lathered up in support. Sell fanwear...
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    Tech at Suns Wednesday
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    The Rest of the Season Plan - Kind Of

    We lucked into one in '17 and he (on the hush hush) forced his way out. Getting two of them in the 80's who actually wanted to spend their careers here was a gift that probably will never be repeated. Odds that we'll draft another who will want to stay long enough to build a team around them...
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    Game Thread Feb 14, 2024 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Lakers

    I was at that game row 2. Boozer was also electric that game - which evidently inspired LHM to engage in a bit of chicanery a year later.
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    Will we ever win a ring?

    I voted never. We are too unempowered on the FA acquisition landscape to make it happen. As Colin Cowherd said 8 or so years ago "the NBA doesn't have an equity problem (small vs big markets) - it has real estate problem" I'm so glad SLC has had a franchise all these years, but we are an...
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    Game Thread Feb 14, 2024 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Lakers

    Teams were already beating the hell out of him. Now with reduced spacing that will just get worse. I'd expect to see his attitude toward this franchise change in time for a 2024 trade. OKC really would be the ideal fit for him - and their offerings perfect for us.
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    Game Thread Feb 14, 2024 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Lakers

    Walker needs to grow a bit of a snarl as a man to be an excellent NBA big. He's the pleasant whyte boi on the court that intimidates no one. No kiddie tours this Summer. Have him work with a martial arts trainer who bloodies his nose a couple times and pisses him off. He needs an...
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    Game Thread Feb 14, 2024 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Lakers

    For the 2nd year in a row, the post-ASG Jazz are the fan experience of watching the Hornets. I was excited at the prospect of mercurial JC being traded but instead we lost KO and Fonteccio. I get the strategy but still feel gutted of enthusiasm to root for this bunch going forward.
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