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I thought death and the devil answered to Dick?

I used to go to underground parties like that when I was young, they'd be in abandoned warehouses and stuff. It was magical.

There will be no midterms, I'm guessing some sort of false flag terrorist attack at the world cup. The midterms will be suspended.

One last push guys, we've almost hit the target.

A friend of mine is married to the sister of the lead singer of a local pop/rock band. I've been out with him socially, its disgusting women throw themselves at him. how undignified...

Filthy

Gestapo scum

Dude you can't ask that **** about a man's wife! My little slut of a stray cat has ****ed off, I was going to let her sleep next to me tonight but clearly the little whore has a better offer.

I see you have a new nickname for the wife. In a reverse pet peeve the second division of the men's national league football has started, great to see the old ethnic clubs, with their generational hatreds involved. #realfootball

Just got home from the pub, house smells like a **** tip, need to turf the cats old food, job for the morning, stinks to hell.

I need to go to the bank and get shafted in a whole different way, you'll keep

Its street meat for me!

You really want to buy a piece of this action? Have you got the stones for that little girl? Stay in your lane bitch.

Dude you dont date hookers.

Homey don't get over excited like a teenage boy touching boobie for the first time, you'll make a mess of your pants. The lad showed something, he'll need to keep showing out before I'll let him sit on the end of the bench.

Good game

Old woman

We need a clean shot

god damn!!!!