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  1. AlaskanAssassin

    Game Thread Apr 25, 2022 7:30PM MT: Jazz at Mavericks - Game 5

    I'm still trying to comprehend why we can't score on these guys. Remember all the chatter about us being the #1 offense in the NBA? What a joke.
  2. AlaskanAssassin

    Do you like next season's supposed jerseys?

    Is this legit? Those are terrible. I understand an occasional tweak to the jerseys, or an alternative jersey now and then, but we've gone through too many drastic color and jersey changes over the past decade. I know we are not the Celtics or Lakers, but there is value in consistency and tradition.
  3. AlaskanAssassin

    Game Thread Apr 21, 2022 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Mavericks - Game 3

    Time to switch to baseball.
  4. AlaskanAssassin

    Game Thread Apr 16, 2022 11:00AM MT: Jazz at Mavericks - Game 1

    Is it broke serve if we beat them at home?
  5. AlaskanAssassin

    Game Thread Apr 16, 2022 11:00AM MT: Jazz at Mavericks - Game 1

    We're now going to figure out if we are as bad as we've played over the last few months, or if we've just been saving our energy for the playoffs.
  6. AlaskanAssassin

    Quotes 76ers threads-"I kind of wish my Sixers had a deep bench that was as talented as the Utah Jazz is."

    My grandfather used to use the term "salty" all the time. Now my kids use it. Apparently language is cyclical.
  7. AlaskanAssassin

    Rittenhouse

    I'm struggling to understand it as well. I just went to the Yahoo homepage, assuming I'd find something on the Arbery case, and the first thing that pops up is "Kyle Rittenhouse proves that White Women birth White Supremacy while Black Mothers Birth its Victims." Regardless of your position on...
  8. AlaskanAssassin

    Post your personal victories

    When I'm 65 myself, and still have this cheap plastic medal hanging around my neck, no one will know or care who I beat.
  9. AlaskanAssassin

    Post your personal victories

    I won a silver medal in a local pickleball tournament last weekend. (Does this make me sound like I'm 65?)
  10. AlaskanAssassin

    Quotes from Nuggets forums'"Nice 4th quarter you trash f**ks."

    ****ing Gobert, he'd be selling bagels in Montpellier if he wasn't 7'2. Gotta give that guy credit. That's funny.
  11. AlaskanAssassin

    Your top3 reasons we will have a better outcome than last year

    We'll hopefully have better health come playoff time.
  12. AlaskanAssassin

    How will the offensive foul changes affect the Jazz?

    The challenge is going to be in enforcing these changes. We've all been begging for changes like this for a number of years. Intentionally initiating contact for the sole purpose of trying to draw a foul is about as boring a basketball gets.
  13. AlaskanAssassin

    The Official What is Your Top 5 Favorite Bands Thread?

    Oasis The Killers Bruce Springsteen The National Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Really hard to pick 5.
  14. AlaskanAssassin

    Who are you pulling for in the gold medal game?

    My love for my country says "USA, USA, USA". My disdain for the way we run our program, the lack of continuity, many top players passing, and non-existent chemistry............Viva La France?
  15. AlaskanAssassin

    Jazz sign Hassan Whiteside

    Wouldn't they just return to 5 out as soon as we put Rudy back in?
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