I raise a toast in honor of thy JazzFanz 1st Team. Sir’s Elizah Huge and Handlogton’s incomparable Hero bequeathed us a Podcast of splendiferous value. JazzAvenues allowed us to revel in our vanquished foes woes, Fishionjazz argued ad nauseum with his nemesis’s and LogGrad98 reminded all of us...
Proposed names for our new NHL franchise:
Utah Empiricists
Utah Anti-Metaphysicians
Utah Students of Human Nature
Utah OutConsumers
Utah Natural History of thy Jazz
Thy Jazz must endeavor to license more “strip-club” establishments that provide lascivious mirth and levity in the form of beings with large gametes undressing, so as to make Salt Lake City a most enticing destination for potential free agents.
Current selection scroll as of 11 April
Alexander Sarr
Stephon Castle
Cody Williams
Dalton Knecht
Reed Sheppard
Rob Dillingham
Zaccharie Risacher
Isaiah Collier
Ron Holland
Matas Buzelis
Donovan Clingan
Devin Carter
Nikola Topic
Ulrich Chomche
Dillon Jones
Kyle Fillipowski
Ja’Kobe Walter...
Stephon Javonte Castle displays temerity on defense that is sublime in nature. He does not yet throw the sphere into the goal from far away with elevated frequency yet I would select him with thy 8th pick.
Isaiah Reed Sheppard indeed throws the sphere into the goal well from behind the painted...
“Voodoo” is a concept that presupposes mystical, metaphysical substances. No Sir. This elevates unobservable postulates over observable, empirical experience.
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