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    2023 NBA Playoffs Discussion Thread

    If Denver calls Cleveland next year offering Murry for Donovan straight up, Cleveland doesn't hang up the phone.
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    2023 NBA Playoffs Discussion Thread

    1/2 of the fix is in. Now get ready for a ****** Lakers team to somehow beat the Nuggets so we can watch this tired *** duo for the 50th time.
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    Has Danny Ainge made Utah a mainstream team?

    I watch Sportcenter every morning while I jog and nothing's changed. We've been mentioned occasionally because we've defied expectations, but that's only by talking heads. Zero national games, and our highlights, even in really good games, are almost always squeezed in at the tail end of the...
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    Don't be sad it's over, be happy it happened.

    The atmosphere was very cool. Waiter sucked balls. :)
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    Don't be sad it's over, be happy it happened.

    Speaking of Nachos, I live in Southern Idaho, read that a place in Salt Lake called "Lake Effect" had the best nachos in Utah. We came down. It was a cool place, and the nachos, which were served in a big tin bucket and really good, were easily the cheapest thing on the menu. The waiter told us...
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    Don't be sad it's over, be happy it happened.

    It was fun while it lasted but the magic is gone and the the mini run is over. They flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami. Trade Clarkson and Conley and begin the tank proper.
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    Seems pretty obvious that they really want Rudy for their poopoo platter offer, and so they're in here ******** on him to try to convince us that it's a good deal.
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    Praise Allah!

    You ever post on this forum? Toxicity abounds. Caveats are required.
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    Praise Allah!

    I know nobody gives a **** what I think, just like I don't care what any of you think, but I have to share....I woke up this morning refreshed and relaxed. What an unexpected relief last night's latest predictable ******** of the bed produced! Life is too short to be tethered to this pack of...
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    Game Thread Apr 28, 2022 08:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Mavericks - Game 6

    It was a smart play, he just missed. People saying Bogey sucks are out of their minds. Conley on the other hand has to go. If all we did was dump Conley for a young wing, I'd run it back.
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    "Give up on the season without telling me you're giving up on the season."

    Amin Elhassen is usually a little too smarmy and presumptuous for me, but this morning he started his segment on the Utah Jazz on his Sirius/XM NBA show with the quote above, and he couldn't be more right. He said the fact that the Dallas crowd was actually chanting "MVP" for Jalen freaking...
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    Why do we prefer Rudy over Donovan?

    Yeah maybe, but mostly because he's weird and so is this state, and we're so freaking insecure about anyone leaving that if any player gives us the slightest bit of love, we hold onto him like grim death, which is not far off for this time by the way :-\
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    Why do we prefer Rudy over Donovan?

    It's worth asking. Rudy is awkward, prone to saying silly (albeit mostly true) things, unable to create offense, and polarizing to a lot of the rest of the league. Donovan is easily a top ten shot creator in the NBA, has gotten noticeably better every year, and almost always says the right...
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    ESPN article about Rudy as a Hall of Famer?

    And thanks for posting the story by the way. :)
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    ESPN article about Rudy as a Hall of Famer?

    I don't know. I sure don't mind his take on Rudy and us more generally in that article. His podcast is very kind to us as well.
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    ESPN article about Rudy as a Hall of Famer?

    Can anyone post that? I don't have ESPN+
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    Donovan Mitchell Trade Threads

    I'm not sure when exactly he boned your sister Cy, and I agree Donovan could have been a little more forceful so far in diffusing rumors about wanting to leave, but the idea that a guy who can and fairly regularly does score 40-50 per game in the playoffs is disposable is neanderthal in its...
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    Let Joe retire and make him an assistant coach here.

    Yeah. This team needs him, in some capacity.
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    Danny Ainge suck connection?

    Since December 15th when they announced they were bringing on this hack, we've gone 10-10. Is it a stretch to suggest the players can feel his indiscriminate hand hovering over them and are playing accordingly?
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    The annual “how are you watching the games this year” thread

    I'm too lazy to read all the comments, so I'm sure this has been brought up, but FUBOTV is going to carry all the Jazz games. I have YoutubeTV and live in Idaho, where I'm blacked out, so I was going to switch, but it looks like FUBOTV doesn't get TNT. I would probably rather see all the Jazz...
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