Final Pre-Season Game Thread "The Niang HH Bromance Continues"

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  1. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member

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    Big game tonight in Sacramento... I will be in attendance and finally able to continue my one sided bromance that started in vegas this summer.

    Bros.jpg

    Me to Georges (really): So we cut Jonas this morning? There's an open roster spot... I've been petitioning loudly to get you signed.
    Georges to Me (really): I love it... that's awesome (smiling)
    Me: I love you
    Georges: What?
    Me: I said I love your game man
    Georges: Cool appreciate the love.
    Me: What are you doing later?
    Georges: Huh?
    Me: I said good luck catch you later.
    Georges: K man I'll see you around.
    Me: Sweet where would you like to meet up?
    Georges: Security!
    Me: I just want to be with you! (as security tackles me and escorts me out)


    He was totally kidding but security didn't get the joke and asked me to leave. Georges later had his "lawyer" give me a "restraining order"... he's such a jokester.

    So tonight I will be row 6 behind the basket by the Jazz side of the tunnel... approximately the 75 feet away from the Jazz bench where the "judge" mandated I stay away from Georges.. I'm sure we will grab a bite to eat after the game and have a good laugh... go Jazz.
     
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  2. tedbundy

    tedbundy Well-Known Member

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    Game thread?
     
  3. Jaymz

    Jaymz Active Member

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    Well It does say that in the thread title, but I don't see a lucky girl!

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  4. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member

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    Ummmmm clearly I'm the lucky girl
     
  5. tedbundy

    tedbundy Well-Known Member

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    I was waiting for the lucky girl. How can you have a game thread without one?
     
  6. Jaymz

    Jaymz Active Member

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    Pics or GTFO

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  7. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    You know there are these two things called the internet and porn. If you are that horny go on the internet and look at porn.
     
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  8. Ostertag>Duncan

    Ostertag>Duncan My Members Premium Contributor

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    Yeah but have you tried jerking it while browsing jazzfanz. It's a thrill and a half.

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  9. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    Are you preparing for a movie role where you are One Love and trying to method act?
     
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  10. NAOS

    NAOS Well-Known Member

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    There’s a pic in the OP. ...Believe me, I quadruple checked... and then wished I could check again.
     
  11. LifeOnaPlate

    LifeOnaPlate Well-Known Member

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    Game Girl tradition needs to die.
     
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  12. elan_prodigy

    elan_prodigy Well-Known Member

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    Rest everyone. Lets start the season healthy for a change.
     
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  13. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member

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    I think I count for this thread and would be honored to be the final game girl.

    I agree on the game girl... unless we go the other way and it is homely/average looking girls who made a difference in the world. It just doesn’t need to be here.
     
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  14. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member

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    Part of me hopes Niang plays 48 minutes tonight... and by part of me I mean all of me.
     
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  15. Jaymz

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    D'oh!
    Dat fap materiel though.

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  16. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Lololololololol
     
  17. Jack Strop

    Jack Strop Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    Dats some fine pioneer stock right there. Although to be fair, if you're married to someone like her, booze is all you've gots left.

    Or maybe twas the liquor that got you to take her home at 2:00 am. and get her knocked up.
     
  18. Jack Strop

    Jack Strop Well-Known Member

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    Ummmm, HH, check out that picture of Niang a little closer. I think you just may have had a chance at being the lucky girl that night. He was clearly a bit, ummm, stimulated by your conversation.
     
  19. ONE LOVE

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    Matt's back!! Yay!!
     
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  20. ONE LOVE

    ONE LOVE #Baby_Talk Staff Member

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    It's always funny to listen to what music they use for opponent's intro. The Kings gave the Jazz a 'Kenny G' song for this game ... LOL ...
     

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