Funny Jazz Stuff Thread - AKA My 3000th Post

[nightmare3983]

This is my 3000th post, but enough about me. Post funny Jazz stuff.

Some of you may remember when Jiffy Lube was doing a promotion with some Carlos Arroyo lunchboxes.

Shortly after the promotion started, Arroyo was traded to the Pistons. Fortunately, Jiffy Lube was kind enough to arrange to give the lunchboxes away (along with lunch from Subway) to kids at an elementary school. Raul Lopez assisted in this. He must have been laughing his butt off inside while doing this.

https://www.deseretnews.com/article/600109699/Lopez-assists-Arroyo-giveaway.html?pg=all

My brother and I still can't talk about Carlos Arroyo without bringing up the lunchboxes. Granted, we don't talk about Carlos Arroyo much, but when we do, the lunchboxes will be laughed at.

 

[orangello]

This is my 3000th post, but enough about me. Post funny Jazz stuff.

Some of you may remember when Jiffy Lube was doing a promotion with some Carlos Arroyo lunchboxes.

Shortly after the promotion started, Arroyo was traded to the Pistons. Fortunately, Jiffy Lube was kind enough to arrange to give the lunchboxes away (along with lunch from Subway) to kids at an elementary school. Raul Lopez assisted in this. He must have been laughing his butt off inside while doing this.

https://www.deseretnews.com/article/600109699/Lopez-assists-Arroyo-giveaway.html?pg=all

My brother and I still can't talk about Carlos Arroyo without bringing up the lunchboxes. Granted, we don't talk about Carlos Arroyo much, but when we do, the lunchboxes will be laughed at.

Holy crap! You already have over 3000 posts? I thought I was obsessed. Anytime my wife says that I am obsessed I am going to point to you. Thanks for the bail out!

 

[nightmare3983]

Holy crap! You already have over 3000 posts? I thought I was obsessed. Anytime my wife says that I am obsessed I am going to point to you. Thanks for the bail out!

I do what I can.

 

[nightmare3983]

In Wicked-Er, now showing at the Desert Star Playhouse in Murray, one of the characters calls something a lifelong curse. One of the other characters responds by saying "Like being a Jazz fan". Quite a few people in the audience laughed, including myself.

 

[orangello]

In Wicked-Er, now showing at the Desert Star Playhouse in Murray, one of the characters calls something a lifelong curse. One of the other characters responds by saying "Like being a Jazz fan". Quite a few people in the audience laughed, including myself.

Curse indeed.

 

[cctrackstar]

Seems like an appropriate place to post this:

Enes Kanter is a bit of a player (or at least thinks he is) per twitter:

https://twitter.com/Enes_Kanter

Eating dinner @cheesecake downtown, looking for a blonde to eat dinner with me at my table. Does anyone wanna join me ?

Just finished dinner. Thanks Twitter <3 Now need a massage. BRUNETTES WELCOME

Few things I notice here; Thanks Twitter? Did he actually get a blond? And why didn't the blond go on to do the massage, or are brunettes better at those? Oh, and just a bit later:

Catch me if you can I'm the Gingerbread Man

What does that even mean? Is Kanter the Jazz's newest bad boy, or his he just nuts?

(quick credit to the 97.5 afternoon show for tipping me off on this)

 

[orangello]

Seems like an appropriate place to post this:

Enes Kanter is a bit of a player (or at least thinks he is) per twitter:

https://twitter.com/Enes_Kanter





Few things I notice here; Thanks Twitter? Did he actually get a blond? And why didn't the blond go on to do the massage, or are brunettes better at those? Oh, and just a bit later:



What does that even mean? Is Kanter the Jazz's newest bad boy, or his he just nuts?

(quick credit to the 97.5 afternoon show for tipping me off on this)

Try this:

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php...om-Twitter-Comments-about-Jazz-Players/page19

 

[cctrackstar]

so i didn't scour the entire board to make sure that nobody else had posted this elsewhere.

guess what i reposted it.

bam

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Seems like an appropriate place to post this:

Enes Kanter is a bit of a player (or at least thinks he is) per twitter:

https://twitter.com/Enes_Kanter





Few things I notice here; Thanks Twitter? Did he actually get a blond? And why didn't the blond go on to do the massage, or are brunettes better at those? Oh, and just a bit later:



What does that even mean? Is Kanter the Jazz's newest bad boy, or his he just nuts?

(quick credit to the 97.5 afternoon show for tipping me off on this)

Kanter doesn't do his own tweets.

 

[cctrackstar]

Yeah, prove it.

 

[orangello]

so i didn't scour the entire board to make sure that nobody else had posted this elsewhere.

guess what i reposted it.

bam

You only needed to look at the first page of threads to find a more appropriate place for that post.







































Bam

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Yeah, prove it.

PKM told me that is what Kanter told him.

 

[cctrackstar]

You only needed to look at the first page of threads to find a more appropriate place for that post.

That doesn't change the fact that this is an appropriate place to post this, being a 'funny stuff' jazz thread.

Like I said, i reposted it.

that ok? need a lollipop?

 

[orangello]

That doesn't change the fact that this is an appropriate place to post this, being a 'funny stuff' jazz thread.

Like I said, i reposted it.

that ok? need a lollipop?

No lollipop needed.

Bam

 

[nightmare3983]

I wonder if Fes has someone that does his Tweets.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

This is my 3000th post, but enough about me. Post funny Jazz stuff.

Some of you may remember when Jiffy Lube was doing a promotion with some Carlos Arroyo lunchboxes.

Shortly after the promotion started, Arroyo was traded to the Pistons. Fortunately, Jiffy Lube was kind enough to arrange to give the lunchboxes away (along with lunch from Subway) to kids at an elementary school. Raul Lopez assisted in this. He must have been laughing his butt off inside while doing this.

https://www.deseretnews.com/article/600109699/Lopez-assists-Arroyo-giveaway.html?pg=all

My brother and I still can't talk about Carlos Arroyo without bringing up the lunchboxes. Granted, we don't talk about Carlos Arroyo much, but when we do, the lunchboxes will be laughed at.

3000 posts since May that's amazing! There's a name for people like you, Post whore. Congrats on 3000, now don't get lazy.

 

[nightmare3983]

3000 posts since May that's amazing! There's a name for people like you, Post whore. Congrats on 3000, now don't get lazy.

Thanks, and I won't.

 

[orangello]

Bam!!!!

 

[Park Bites]

I wonder if tweety bird tweets?

 

[addictionary]

Congrats nightmare I tried to rep but I'm all out for now. You're one of the most useful posters I've read in this platform. Keep up the good work.


And cc: Kanter's nuts. [that has two meanings pick the one you like ]